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RevSmoke 10-25-2010 03:22 PM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Gophernut (Post 1036203)
New:

Halloween time is very near,
Kitsch brewers put pumpkin in beer,

(and a definition of kitsch for those who may not be familiar with the word... "Sentimentality or vulgar, often pretentious bad taste, especially in the arts." A German friend stayed with us and talked about the fact that many Americans have taken Christmas decorations to a new level of kitsch...)

Mr B 10-25-2010 03:31 PM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Gophernut (Post 1036203)
New:

Halloween time is very near,
Quote:
Originally Posted by RevSmoke (Post 1036312)
Kitsch brewers put pumpkin in beer

"no seeds in mine please"

Gophernut 10-25-2010 03:49 PM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
as I stumble to my knees,

Mr B 10-25-2010 04:16 PM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
need for the Porcelain Goddess, is my Fear

Mr B 10-25-2010 04:26 PM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
New:

Boys with skinny jeans and mama's hair cut

icehog3 10-25-2010 04:41 PM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Mr B (Post 1036399)

Boys with skinny jeans and mama's hair cut
With a golden robe that resembles King Tut,

Gophernut 10-25-2010 04:54 PM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Mr B (Post 1036399)
New:

Boys with skinny jeans and mama's hair cut
Quote:
Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1036416)
With a golden robe that resembles King Tut,
They can't be much past fourteen,

Mr B 10-25-2010 05:39 PM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Mr B (Post 1036399)
New:

Boys with skinny jeans and mama's hair cut
Quote:
Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1036416)
With a golden robe that resembles King Tut,
Quote:
Originally Posted by Gophernut (Post 1036433)
They can't be much past fourteen,
disrespect, from them, is whats seen.

Mr B 10-25-2010 05:40 PM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Mr B (Post 1036399)
New:

Boys with skinny jeans and mama's hair cut
Quote:
Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1036416)
With a golden robe that resembles King Tut,
Quote:
Originally Posted by Gophernut (Post 1036433)
They can't be much past fourteen,
Quote:
Originally Posted by Mr B (Post 1036488)
disrespect, from them, is whats seen.
and could use a swift kick in the butt

Mr B 10-25-2010 05:41 PM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
New:

Low rider rollin' by real slow

VTDragon 10-25-2010 08:17 PM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Front seat, Is that a Hoe?

icehog3 10-25-2010 08:33 PM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Mr B (Post 1036492)

Low rider rollin' by real slow
Quote:
Originally Posted by VTDragon (Post 1036644)
Front seat, Is that a Hoe?
With fuzzy dice dangling,

VTDragon 10-25-2010 08:43 PM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
I'm thinking of haggling

VTDragon 10-26-2010 10:07 AM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
But find that my cash is too low.

VTDragon 10-26-2010 10:07 AM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
new:

A big man came down from the mountains

icehog3 10-26-2010 10:09 AM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by VTDragon (Post 1037243)

A big man came down from the mountains
And swam in the little man's fountains,

Gophernut 10-26-2010 10:51 AM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by VTDragon (Post 1037243)
new:

A big man came down from the mountains
Quote:
Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1037247)
And swam in the little man's fountains,
He frolicked and jumped,

Mr B 10-26-2010 10:53 AM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
the town goat got humped

Gophernut 10-26-2010 11:14 AM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
And away he rode on a dolphin!

Gophernut 10-26-2010 11:15 AM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
New:

The series isGiants versus Rangers,

VTDragon 10-26-2010 12:16 PM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Recently they've both been playoff strangers

Mr B 10-26-2010 12:17 PM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Texas must "Fear the Beard"

ChicagoWhiteSox 10-26-2010 12:18 PM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Gophernut (Post 1037326)
New:

The series isGiants versus Rangers,
Quote:
Originally Posted by VTDragon (Post 1037432)
Recently they've both been playoff strangers
only one team can win,

Mr B 10-26-2010 12:39 PM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by ChicagoWhiteSox (Post 1037434)
only one team can win,
Sorry brother you were 1 min late :)

Mr B 10-26-2010 12:39 PM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Gophernut (Post 1037326)
New:

The series isGiants versus Rangers,
Quote:
Originally Posted by VTDragon (Post 1037432)
Recently they've both been playoff strangers
Quote:
Originally Posted by Mr B (Post 1037433)
Texas must "Fear the Beard"
-(P

Mr B 10-26-2010 04:24 PM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Gophernut (Post 1037326)
New:

The series isGiants versus Rangers,
Quote:
Originally Posted by VTDragon (Post 1037432)
Recently they've both been playoff strangers
Quote:
Originally Posted by Mr B (Post 1037433)
Texas must "Fear the Beard"

Although the color is kinda weird :tf

Gophernut 10-26-2010 04:44 PM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Gophernut (Post 1037326)
New:

The series isGiants versus Rangers,
Quote:
Originally Posted by VTDragon (Post 1037432)
Recently they've both been playoff strangers
Quote:
Originally Posted by Mr B (Post 1037433)
Texas must "Fear the Beard"
Quote:
Originally Posted by Mr B (Post 1037832)
Although the color is kinda weird :tf
Both lineups are full of dangers.

Gophernut 10-26-2010 04:45 PM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
New one:

The wind here is just blowing,

icehog3 10-26-2010 04:53 PM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Gophernut (Post 1037852)
New one:

The wind here is just blowing,
It reminds me my grass does need mowing,

Mr B 10-26-2010 04:55 PM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Gophernut (Post 1037852)
New one:

The wind here is just blowing,
Quote:
Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1037867)
It reminds me my grass does need mowing,
So I grab a yard gar

icehog3 10-26-2010 04:58 PM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Gophernut (Post 1037852)
New one:

The wind here is just blowing,
Quote:
Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1037867)
It reminds me my grass does need mowing,
Quote:
Originally Posted by Mr B (Post 1037872)
So I grab a yard gar

And hop in my car,

icehog3 10-26-2010 05:15 PM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Gophernut (Post 1037852)
New one:

The wind here is just blowing,
Quote:
Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1037867)
It reminds me my grass does need mowing,
Quote:
Originally Posted by Mr B (Post 1037872)
So I grab a yard gar
Quote:
Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1037878)
And hop in my car,
That grass will have to keep growing.

icehog3 10-26-2010 05:16 PM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
NEW:

Just a few hours 'til Hump Day,

Mr B 10-26-2010 05:35 PM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
the weekend seems so far -away

icehog3 10-26-2010 06:40 PM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
So I will trudge on through,

Mr B 10-27-2010 07:36 AM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
maybe buy some brew

icehog3 10-27-2010 08:11 AM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
and it's finally here...Hooray!

icehog3 10-27-2010 08:12 AM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
NEW:

While following the yellow brick road,

Mr B 10-27-2010 09:17 AM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
I licked a psychedelic toad

Brutus2600 10-27-2010 09:34 AM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
My what a trip,

Mr B 10-27-2010 09:48 AM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
is that Dorthy, in a slip?

icehog3 10-27-2010 10:32 AM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
I think I just blew my load.

icehog3 10-27-2010 10:33 AM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
NEW:

One day while playing some hoops,

Mr B 10-27-2010 11:00 AM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1038656)
I think I just blew my load.

Awesome, I wanted to write the exact same thing but I didnt want to be a post hog :banger

Mr B 10-27-2010 11:00 AM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1038658)
NEW:

One day while playing some hoops,
I got a bad case of the poops

Brutus2600 10-27-2010 11:22 AM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
I ruined my shorts,

Mr B 10-27-2010 11:24 AM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1038658)
NEW:

One day while playing some hoops,
Quote:
Originally Posted by Mr B (Post 1038704)
I got a bad case of the poops
Quote:
Originally Posted by Brutus2600 (Post 1038724)
I ruined my shorts,

made a mess of sorts

VTDragon 10-27-2010 12:54 PM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Mr B (Post 1038728)
made a mess of sorts
Now commando is how I play hoops

VTDragon 10-27-2010 12:55 PM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
new:

All the leaves are now off the trees

14holestogie 10-27-2010 02:01 PM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by VTDragon (Post 1038829)
new:

All the leaves are now off the trees
And the pants now cover the knees


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