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markem 06-06-2014 09:06 AM

Re: Your earworm is ...
 
Home, home on the range
Where the deer and the antelope play

(shoot me, shoot me now)

kugie 06-06-2014 09:12 AM

Re: Your earworm is ...
 
Just listen to the rhythm of the falling rain.....

markem 06-06-2014 09:15 AM

Re: Your earworm is ...
 
I'm just a living legacy
To the leader of the band.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qQmkoMZyvOQ

But I in no way wanted to get rid of it for now.

dave 06-06-2014 09:28 AM

Re: Your earworm is ...
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by markem (Post 1966999)
Home, home on the range
Where the deer and the antelope play

(shoot me, shoot me now)

Some days, sure :) But, it's approaching Fathers' Day and that's the one of only very few songs I remember my dad ever singing....thanks

Porch Dweller 06-06-2014 09:43 AM

Re: Your earworm is ...
 
Well a young man
Ain't got nothing in the world these days

icehog3 06-06-2014 10:34 AM

Re: Your earworm is ...
 
One, two, three and to the fo'
Snoop Doggy Dogg and Dr. Dre are at the do'
Ready to make an entrance, so back on up
(Cause you know we 'bout had to rip **** up)
Gimme the microphone first, so I can bust like a bubble
Compton and Long Beach together, now you know you in trouble

bonjing 06-06-2014 01:13 PM

Re: Your earworm is ...
 
Up early in the morning gotta thank God,
I dunno but today seems kinda odd,
No barkin from the dog, no smog
and momma cooked the breakfast with no hog

dave 06-06-2014 01:23 PM

Re: Your earworm is ...
 
Early in the morning, risin' to the street
Light me up that cigarette and I strap shoes on my feet

icehog3 06-06-2014 01:24 PM

Re: Your earworm is ...
 
Shake 'em up, shake 'em up, shake 'em up, shake 'em
Roll 'em in a circle of ****** and watch me break 'em
with the seven, seven-eleven, seven-eleven
Seven even back do' Lil' Joe
I picked up the cash flow

bonjing 06-06-2014 01:31 PM

Re: Your earworm is ...
 
Woke up quick, at about noon
Just thought that I had to be in Compton soon
I gotta get drunk before the day begins,
before my mother starts ******* bout my friends

dave 06-06-2014 01:49 PM

Re: Your earworm is ...
 
It ain't the first time baby
Baby it wont be the last
I'd better get the boys round
And do some drinkin fast

icehog3 06-06-2014 03:25 PM

Re: Your earworm is ...
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by dave (Post 1967096)
It ain't the first time baby
Baby it wont be the last
I'd better get the boys round
And do some drinkin fast

Heard that song yesterday for the first time in years, dat's a good one. :tu

Did you see any action?
Did you make any friends?
Would you like some affection
Before I leave again?

bonjing 06-06-2014 06:34 PM

Re: Your earworm is ...
 
Since I don't know the rest of the words. . .

Heyyyy Macarena!

kugie 06-06-2014 08:08 PM

Re: Your earworm is ...
 
She was a fast machine
She kept her motor clean

Porch Dweller 06-07-2014 11:00 AM

Re: Your earworm is ...
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1967124)
Heard that song yesterday for the first time in years, dat's a good one. :tu

Did you see any action?
Did you make any friends?
Would you like some affection
Before I leave again?

I just heard that on the radio in the car! :D


Why try...I know why
This feeling inside me says it's time I was gone.

dman4505 06-07-2014 12:36 PM

Re: Your earworm is ...
 
She said 'Boy i'm tired of waiting up while your out with your friends'
He said 'Mom im tired and im living my life the best way that I can'

Cause i'm trying to be somebody
I'm not trying to be somebody else
This life is mine i'm living
Don't you know me? I wont ever let you down

icehog3 06-07-2014 01:23 PM

Re: Your earworm is ...
 
If you're on the highway and Road Runner goes beep beep.
Just step aside or might end up in a heap.
Road Runner, Road Runner runs on the road all day.
Even the coyote can't make him change his ways.

Road Runner, the coyote's after you.
Road Runner, if he catches you you're through.
Road Runner, the coyote's after you.
Road Runner, if he catches you you're through.

That coyote is really a crazy clown,
When will he learn he can never mow him down?
Poor little Road Runner never bothers anyone,
Just runnin' down the road's his idea of having fun.

bonjing 06-08-2014 11:08 PM

Re: Your earworm is ...
 
baby hair with a woman's eyes
i can feel you watching in the night
all alone with me and we're waiting for the sunlight
when i feel cold you warm me
when i feel i can't go on you come and hold me
it's you...... and me forever

icehog3 06-09-2014 12:21 AM

Re: Your earworm is ...
 
Everybody's high on consolation
Everybody's trying to tell me
What is right for me, yeah
I need a drink and a quick decision
Now it's up to me, ooooh what will be

ArgusP2 06-09-2014 09:22 AM

Re: Your earworm is ...
 
When you find yourself in danger,
When you're threatened by a stranger,
When it looks like you will take a lickin',
(Puk, puk, puk)
There is someone waiting,
Who will hurry up and rescue you,
Just call for...
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