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mariogolbee 10-22-2010 09:14 PM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1033818)
NEW:

Doves have a dangerous beak,
And Tom's undies have a brown streak, :lv

icehog3 10-23-2010 12:29 AM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1033818)
Doves have a dangerous beak,
Quote:
Originally Posted by mariogolbee (Post 1033917)
And Tom's undies have a brown streak, :lv
Mario did sniff them,

icehog3 10-23-2010 01:12 AM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1033818)
NEW:

Doves have a dangerous beak,
Quote:
Originally Posted by mariogolbee (Post 1033917)
And Tom's undies have a brown streak, :lv
Quote:
Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1034031)
Mario did sniff them,
It surely did miff him,

icehog3 10-23-2010 01:13 AM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1033818)
NEW:

Doves have a dangerous beak,
Quote:
Originally Posted by mariogolbee (Post 1033917)
And Tom's undies have a brown streak, :lv
Quote:
Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1034031)
Mario did sniff them,
Quote:
Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1034045)
It surely did miff him,
So he pulled them right off for a peek.


Sorry, Mario, but you started it. :r :r

icehog3 10-23-2010 01:14 AM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
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Can't we just all get along,

Doctorossi 10-23-2010 07:54 AM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
without uttering words that are 'wrong'?

DonWeb 10-23-2010 12:20 PM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1034047)
NEW:

Can't we just all get along,
Quote:
Originally Posted by Doctorossi (Post 1034119)
without uttering words that are 'wrong'?
let the love-fest begin ...

mariogolbee 10-23-2010 12:23 PM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1034047)
NEW:

Can't we just all get along,
Quote:
Originally Posted by Doctorossi (Post 1034119)
without uttering words that are 'wrong'?
Quote:
Originally Posted by DonWeb (Post 1034303)
let the love-fest begin ...
And go hug your kin,

Quote:
Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1034046)

Sorry, Mario, but you started it. :r :r
:r I just figured that was why your butt gets itchy!:r

icehog3 10-23-2010 01:45 PM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1034047)
NEW:

Can't we just all get along,
Quote:
Originally Posted by Doctorossi (Post 1034119)
without uttering words that are 'wrong'?
Quote:
Originally Posted by DonWeb (Post 1034303)
let the love-fest begin ...
Quote:
Originally Posted by mariogolbee (Post 1034305)
And go hug your kin,
and keep the bonds of friendship strong.

icehog3 10-23-2010 01:45 PM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
NEW:

Time to pour me a Stout,

14holestogie 10-23-2010 07:42 PM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1034349)
NEW:

Time to pour me a Stout,
Large and cold or I'll pout

icehog3 10-23-2010 11:50 PM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1034349)
Time to pour me a Stout,
Quote:
Originally Posted by 14holestogie (Post 1034585)
Large and cold or I'll pout
A Guinness will do,

mariogolbee 10-23-2010 11:55 PM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1034349)
NEW:

Time to pour me a Stout,
Quote:
Originally Posted by 14holestogie (Post 1034585)
Large and cold or I'll pout
Quote:
Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1034720)
A Guinness will do,
but you'd rather have two,

icehog3 10-24-2010 12:19 AM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1034349)

Time to pour me a Stout,
Quote:
Originally Posted by 14holestogie (Post 1034585)
Large and cold or I'll pout
Quote:
Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1034720)
A Guinness will do,
Quote:
Originally Posted by mariogolbee (Post 1034725)
but you'd rather have two,
Or even enough to make me pass out!

icehog3 10-24-2010 12:19 AM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
NEW:

While taking the 3:10 to Yuma,

Brutus2600 10-24-2010 12:42 AM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Somebody smuged my new puma,

icehog3 10-24-2010 12:44 AM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1034740)
While taking the 3:10 to Yuma,
Quote:
Originally Posted by Brutus2600 (Post 1034747)
Somebody smuged my new puma,
I challenged him to a duel,

Brutus2600 10-24-2010 01:17 AM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
But looked like the fool,

icehog3 10-24-2010 11:15 AM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1034740)
While taking the 3:10 to Yuma,
Quote:
Originally Posted by Brutus2600 (Post 1034747)
Somebody smuged my new puma,
Quote:
Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1034748)
I challenged him to a duel,
Quote:
Originally Posted by Brutus2600 (Post 1034760)
But looked like the fool,
When Arnold said "It's not a tumah".

icehog3 10-24-2010 11:16 AM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
NEW:

A poetry genius, I'm not,

TheTraveler 10-24-2010 11:57 AM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1035003)
NEW:

A poetry genius, I'm not,
Regardless, I'll give it a shot.

icehog3 10-24-2010 11:59 AM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1035003)
A poetry genius, I'm not,
Quote:
Originally Posted by TheTraveler (Post 1035045)
Regardless, I'll give it a shot.
I'll jot down a phrase,

TheTraveler 10-24-2010 12:02 PM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1035050)
I'll jot down a phrase,
My friends to amaze

icehog3 10-24-2010 02:37 PM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1035003)
A poetry genius, I'm not,
Quote:
Originally Posted by TheTraveler (Post 1035045)
Regardless, I'll give it a shot.
Quote:
Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1035050)
I'll jot down a phrase,
Quote:
Originally Posted by TheTraveler (Post 1035057)
My friends to amaze
And Paris will tell me, "That's hot".

icehog3 10-24-2010 02:39 PM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
NEW:

Slugging down shots of the Stoli,

DonWeb 10-24-2010 07:21 PM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1035198)
NEW:
Slugging down shots of the Stoli,
To pair with a '98 Boli,

icehog3 10-24-2010 09:04 PM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1035198)
Slugging down shots of the Stoli,
Quote:
Originally Posted by DonWeb (Post 1035393)
To pair with a '98 Boli,
I caught quite the buzz,

GolfNut 10-24-2010 09:09 PM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
and punched out the Fuzz

icehog3 10-24-2010 09:39 PM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1035198)
Slugging down shots of the Stoli,
Quote:
Originally Posted by DonWeb (Post 1035393)
To pair with a '98 Boli,
Quote:
Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1035486)
I caught quite the buzz,
Quote:
Originally Posted by GolfNut (Post 1035492)
and punched out the Fuzz
Thought he was the opposing team's goalie! :bx

icehog3 10-24-2010 09:40 PM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
NEW:

Everyone is looking for The Face,

GolfNut 10-24-2010 09:41 PM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
It's the latest Pete Johnson race

icehog3 10-24-2010 09:43 PM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Along with Boris, Drac and Frank,

GolfNut 10-24-2010 09:45 PM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
another smoke with dreadful stank (:lr)

icehog3 10-24-2010 09:50 PM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1035520)

Everyone is looking for The Face,
Quote:
Originally Posted by GolfNut (Post 1035522)
It's the latest Pete Johnson race
Quote:
Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1035524)
Along with Boris, Drac and Frank,
Quote:
Originally Posted by GolfNut (Post 1035527)
another smoke with dreadful stank (:lr)
Like smoking a mouthful of mace!

icehog3 10-24-2010 09:51 PM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
NEW:

Smoking alone on my porch,

ChicagoWhiteSox 10-24-2010 09:56 PM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
I had too much scotch that I dropped my Blazer torch..

icehog3 10-24-2010 09:59 PM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1035537)
Smoking alone on my porch,
Quote:
Originally Posted by ChicagoWhiteSox (Post 1035543)
I had too much scotch that I dropped my Blazer torch..
I reached for the light,

TheTraveler 10-25-2010 05:51 AM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1035537)
Smoking alone on my porch,
Quote:
Originally Posted by ChicagoWhiteSox (Post 1035543)
I had too much scotch that I dropped my Blazer torch..
Quote:
Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1035548)
I reached for the light,
And saw an amazing sight

Mr B 10-25-2010 09:58 AM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
the foot of my stogie it would still scorch.

Mr B 10-25-2010 09:59 AM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
New:

On his face was a snide little smirk

Gophernut 10-25-2010 12:23 PM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Mr B (Post 1035968)
New:

On his face was a snide little smirk
He came off as a total jerk,

icehog3 10-25-2010 01:08 PM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
He was arrogant and smug,

Gophernut 10-25-2010 01:09 PM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
and wore a bad rug,

icehog3 10-25-2010 01:12 PM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
And outside elementary schools he would lurk.

icehog3 10-25-2010 01:13 PM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
NEW:

The Gophers were rocking the ice,

RevSmoke 10-25-2010 01:20 PM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1036149)
NEW:

The Gophers were rocking the ice,
doing pirouettes and smelling so nice,

Brutus2600 10-25-2010 01:26 PM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Said a girl in the crowd,

Mr B 10-25-2010 01:36 PM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
"Go Gophers, be proud"

Gophernut 10-25-2010 01:59 PM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
to win, hard work is the price!

Gophernut 10-25-2010 02:01 PM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
New:

Halloween time is very near,


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