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LooseCard 06-09-2009 02:16 PM

Re: Famous Movie Quotes
 
A little off from the real quote, but...

From [b]The Rock[/ib]





Quote:
Always bet on black.

Starchild 06-09-2009 06:22 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by LooseCard (Post 416256)
Quote:
Always bet on black.

Passenger 57

"Can I borrow your towel for a sec? My car just hit a water buffalo."

SvilleKid 06-10-2009 09:38 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Starchild (Post 416592)
Passenger 57

"Can I borrow your towel for a sec? My car just hit a water buffalo."

Good old Chevy Chase classic......... Fletch!

how about an easy one:

"Long ago, the delicate tangles of his hair covered the emptiness of my hand."

Demented 06-12-2009 01:24 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by SvilleKid (Post 418506)
"Long ago, the delicate tangles of his hair covered the emptiness of my hand."

Joe Versus the Volcano

"I have existed from the morning of the world and I shall exist until the last star falls from the night. Although I have taken the form of "Persons Name", I am all men as I am no man and therefore I am a God."

csbrewfisher 06-12-2009 01:33 PM

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From True Lies:

Helen: Have you ever killed anyone?
Harry: Yeah, but they were all bad.

Demented 06-13-2009 05:17 PM

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This
Quote:

Originally Posted by Demented (Post 420907)
"I have existed from the morning of the world and I shall exist until the last star falls from the night. Although I have taken the form of "Persons Name", I am all men as I am no man and therefore I am a God."

Is not from True Lies!

Demented 06-14-2009 08:17 AM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Demented (Post 420907)
"I have existed from the morning of the world and I shall exist until the last star falls from the night. Although I have taken the form of "Persons Name", I am all men as I am no man and therefore I am a God."

Caligula ~ 1979

"If you're hungry, have a piece of your friend."

blooz4u 06-14-2009 09:14 AM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Demented (Post 422927)
Caligula ~ 1979

"If you're hungry, have a piece of your friend."


Doomsday


"What kind of music do you usually have here?
Oh, we got both kinds. We got country *and* western."

Demented 06-14-2009 09:47 AM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by blooz4u (Post 422994)
"What kind of music do you usually have here?
Oh, we got both kinds. We got country *and* western."

Blues Brothers

"Death is a primitive concept. I prefer to think of them as battling evil, in another dimension."

PeteSB75 06-15-2009 10:11 AM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Demented (Post 423041)
Blues Brothers

"Death is a primitive concept. I prefer to think of them as battling evil, in another dimension."

The Last Starfighter - great movie.

"I am a leaf on the wind."

Demented 06-16-2009 12:22 AM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by PeteSB75 (Post 424178)
"I am a leaf on the wind."

Serenity

"I was just reciting the Shepard's Prayer. Alan Shepard's prayer. Oh Lord, please don't let us screw up. Amen."

Starchild 06-16-2009 04:07 AM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Demented (Post 425429)
"I was just reciting the Shepard's Prayer. Alan Shepard's prayer. Oh Lord, please don't let us screw up. Amen."

Space Cowboys

"don't be jealous that I've been chatting online with babes all day. Besides, we both know that I'm training to be a cage fighter"

adampc22 06-16-2009 05:45 AM

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There he goes. One of God's own prototypes. A high-powered mutant of some kind never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die

Demented 06-16-2009 08:14 AM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Starchild (Post 425478)
"don't be jealous that I've been chatting online with babes all day. Besides, we both know that I'm training to be a cage fighter"

Napoleon Dynamite

"A man who worships death. Can we trust him?"

darkninja67 06-16-2009 10:40 AM

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Here is one that is not too obscure:

"Death? What do you know about death?"

Starchild 06-16-2009 11:02 AM

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Quote:

Not a lot of rules, but lets try to identify quote before we post an answering quote.
One quote at a time guys :rlz

Current quote to identify

Quote:

"A man who worships death. Can we trust him?"

Demented 06-18-2009 04:27 AM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Demented (Post 425760)
"A man who worships death. Can we trust him?"

The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen

"True love is the greatest thing, in the world-except for a nice MLT - mutton, lettuce and tomato sandwich, where the mutton is nice and lean and the tomato is ripe"

kelmac07 06-18-2009 05:43 AM

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"You'll get nothing and like it!"

Judge Schmalls from Caddyshack

Starchild 06-18-2009 06:05 AM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Demented (Post 429178)
"True love is the greatest thing, in the world-except for a nice MLT - mutton, lettuce and tomato sandwich, where the mutton is nice and lean and the tomato is ripe"

The Princess Bride

"You should've gone to China, you know, 'cause I hear they give away babies like free iPods. You know, they pretty much just put them in those t-shirt guns and shoot them out at sporting events."

Jdbwolverines 06-18-2009 04:21 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Starchild (Post 429238)
"You should've gone to China, you know, 'cause I hear they give away babies like free iPods. You know, they pretty much just put them in those t-shirt guns and shoot them out at sporting events."

Juno

"He calls in my parents. Turns out this principal is a religious fanatic, and he thinks I'm possessed by some sort of dick devil. My parents go make me see some therapist, and he's asking me all these dick questions. They literally stopped me from eating foods that were shaped like dicks. No hot dogs, no popsicles... You know how many foods are shaped like dicks? The best kinds."

rhdad42 06-19-2009 08:30 AM

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Superbad.

"You know, if we had any moral character, we wouldn't be standing here covered with mud drinkin', when we should be washing."

Demented 06-21-2009 01:29 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by rhdad42 (Post 430979)
"You know, if we had any moral character, we wouldn't be standing here covered with mud drinkin', when we should be washing."

McLintock.

"The blood of these whores is killing me."

Demented 06-23-2009 09:14 AM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Demented (Post 433641)
"The blood of these whores is killing me."

Blood for Dracula.

"If I see any of those little green men, I'll faint. The sound of my body falling will wake you up."

Demented 06-24-2009 09:11 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Demented (Post 436218)
"If I see any of those little green men, I'll faint. The sound of my body falling will wake you up."

1958 ~ Queen of Outer Space

"Pardon me, ladies, but could you spare a coin for a moral cripple?"

PeteSB75 06-25-2009 07:34 AM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Demented (Post 439286)
"Pardon me, ladies, but could you spare a coin for a moral cripple?"


Tales of Terror

I'm not afraid to admit I googled that one. I decided to take the pressure off Dememted, since he's been answering his own for the last three.

"What's the matter, steroids make you deaf?"

Demented 06-28-2009 11:17 AM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by PeteSB75 (Post 439669)
"What's the matter, steroids make you deaf?"

The Running Man

“Milk! How vomitable.”

Demented 06-30-2009 07:36 AM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Demented (Post 443606)
“Milk! How vomitable.”

The raven

“I've seen me a lot of weird §hit in my day, but I ain't never seen a one-legged stripper. I seen me a stripper with one breast. And I seen me a stripper with twelve toes. I've even seen me a stripper with no brains at all, but I ain't never seen a one-legged stripper. And I've been to Morocco.”

rhdad42 06-30-2009 02:58 PM

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Planet Terror (or was it the other one?). I enjoyed them both.

"Dyin' ain't much of a living, boy."

kugie 06-30-2009 03:10 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by rhdad42 (Post 446575)
Planet Terror (or was it the other one?). I enjoyed them both.

"Dyin' ain't much of a living, boy."



Outlaw Josey Wales.


"are gonna do something or just stand there and bleed"

kugie 07-02-2009 03:02 PM

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Since no Bit on the last one here's another

The first of many revamps the "Catholicism WOW!" campaign will unveil over the next year . . . I give you the Buddy Christ.

lightning9191 07-02-2009 03:43 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by kugie (Post 449331)
Since no Bit on the last one here's another

The first of many revamps the "Catholicism WOW!" campaign will unveil over the next year . . . I give you the Buddy Christ.

Dogma

"I don't want to be a product of my environment. I want my environment to be a product of me. "

lightning9191 07-05-2009 12:28 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by lightning9191 (Post 449384)
"I don't want to be a product of my environment. I want my environment to be a product of me. "

Another quote from the same movie:

"When you decide to be something, you can be it. That's what they don't tell you in the church. When I was your age they would say we can become cops, or criminals. Today, what I'm saying to you is this: when you're facing a loaded gun, what's the difference?"

Starchild 07-05-2009 08:17 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by lightning9191 (Post 452134)
"When you decide to be something, you can be it. That's what they don't tell you in the church. When I was your age they would say we can become cops, or criminals. Today, what I'm saying to you is this: when you're facing a loaded gun, what's the difference?"

The Departed

"Never tell me the odds!"

kdog 07-05-2009 08:28 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Starchild (Post 452597)
The Departed

"Never tell me the odds!"

Star Wars episode IV Han Solo

"you had me at hello"

TheBeard 07-05-2009 08:38 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by kdog (Post 452607)
"you had me at hello"

Jerry Maguire.

"Cuddle? What a f*g."
(I hope it hasn't already been done in this post)

Powers 07-05-2009 10:39 PM

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Boondock Saints.


"I'm your huckleberry."

kugie 07-06-2009 03:55 AM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by UFPowersmoker320 (Post 452705)
Boondock Saints.


"I'm your huckleberry."

Tombstone

"I want... my phone call. I want it. I want it! I want my phone call!"

TheTraveler 07-06-2009 07:21 AM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by kugie (Post 452750)
Tombstone

"I want... my phone call. I want it. I want it! I want my phone call!"

The Dark Knight



"It's a little early in the day to go wigglin' your bean, ain't it Jake?"

:ss

SvilleKid 07-09-2009 12:26 AM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by TheTraveler (Post 452831)
The Dark Knight



"It's a little early in the day to go wigglin' your bean, ain't it Jake?"

:ss

OK, lets get this back running!

Line is from Lonesome Dove.

How about an easy one to jump start things:

I’m a Mawg: half-man, half-dog. I’m my own best friend.


MedicCook 07-09-2009 12:33 AM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by SvilleKid (Post 456766)
OK, lets get this back running!

Line is from Lonesome Dove.

How about an easy one to jump start things:

I’m a Mawg: half-man, half-dog. I’m my own best friend.


Space Balls.

"Agent Hurly, I want you to give this scumbag a cavity search. I'm talking Roto-Rooter. Don't stop until you reach the back of his teeth."

TheBeard 07-09-2009 05:25 AM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by MedicCook (Post 456771)
"Agent Hurly, I want you to give this scumbag a cavity search. I'm talking Roto-Rooter. Don't stop until you reach the back of his teeth."

Bevis and Butthead Do America.

"I'm gonna bite my pillow, is what I'm gonna do!"

Sr Mike 07-09-2009 06:04 AM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by TheBeard (Post 456851)
"I'm gonna bite my pillow, is what I'm gonna do!"

Waiting For Guffman


"I'm the sheriff of a town of 500 people. I got my qualification from a course on the internet. For my arms training, they just told me to play Doom!"

SvilleKid 07-10-2009 03:05 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Sr Mike (Post 456868)
Waiting For Guffman


"I'm the sheriff of a town of 500 people. I got my qualification from a course on the internet. For my arms training, they just told me to play Doom!"

Local sheriff to Tim Allen's character in "Wild Hogs"

How about:

"...... so he just shoot the piano player; and they hung him!"

SvilleKid 07-15-2009 01:48 AM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by SvilleKid (Post 458952)
Local sheriff to Tim Allen's character in "Wild Hogs"

How about:

"...... so he just shoot the piano player; and they hung him!"

OK, another quote, same movie:

"I'm looking at a badge with a drunk pinned to it"

CubbiesFan4Life 07-15-2009 03:04 AM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by SvilleKid (Post 464797)
OK, another quote, same movie:

"I'm looking at a badge with a drunk pinned to it"

El Dorado

Now to move the quotes away from the Howdy Do-Dee generation to something a little more current...

"She's right though. I'm gonna whip you silly, then I'm gonna @#$k you stupid. You wanna do the man dance? First dance is yours."

LooseCard 07-15-2009 10:06 AM

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Way of the Gun, I believe.


Next:
"Ever notice how you come across somebody once in a while that you shouldn't have fu(ked with?"

lightning9191 07-15-2009 10:51 AM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by LooseCard (Post 465095)
Way of the Gun, I believe.


Next:
"Ever notice how you come across somebody once in a while that you shouldn't have fu(ked with?"

Gran Turino....great movie!!!!!

"Oh, this is the worst-looking hat I ever saw. What, when you buy a hat like this I bet you get a free bowl of soup, huh?"

:eevis 07-15-2009 08:37 PM

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Caddyshack!

"Nicky's methods of betting weren't scientific, but they worked. When he won, he collected. When he lost, he told the bookies to go f*** themselves. I mean, what were they going to do, muscle Nicky? Nicky was the muscle."

kelmac07 07-15-2009 09:23 PM

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"Right after you eat the peanuts outta my $hit!"

SchizoFilly 07-16-2009 06:56 AM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by :eevis (Post 465968)
"Nicky's methods of betting weren't scientific, but they worked. When he won, he collected. When he lost, he told the bookies to go f*** themselves. I mean, what were they going to do, muscle Nicky? Nicky was the muscle."

Casino


"Excuse me. I don't mean to impose, but I am the Ocean."


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