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markem 02-20-2024 03:10 PM

Re: Your earworm is ...
 
Psycho Killer
Qu'est-ce que c'est?

markem 02-20-2024 03:34 PM

Re: Your earworm is ...
 
Can we get back to posting song lyrics?

Or should I close this thread?

shark 02-20-2024 10:49 PM

Re: Your earworm is ...
 
Muskrat, muskrat candlelight
Doin' the town and doin' it right
In the evenin', it's pretty pleasin'
Muskrat Susie, Muskrat Sam
Do the jitterbug
Out in the muskrat land
And they shimmy
Sam is so skinny

icehog3 02-21-2024 07:17 AM

Re: Your earworm is ...
 
'm feeling drunk, juiced up and sloppy
Ain't touched a drink all night
I'm feeling hungry, can't see the reason
Just ate a horse meat pie
Yeah, when you call my name
I salivate like a Pavlov dog
Yeah, when you lay me out
My heart is beating louder than a big bass drum, alright

shark 03-29-2024 11:21 AM

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When the moon is in the seventh house, and Jupiter aligns with Mars, then peace will guide the planets, and love will steer the stars.


This is the dawning of the age if Aquarius, Aquarius. aquarrrrrriuiiuuuuuuuussssss

markem 03-29-2024 11:29 AM

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I hate you, Ron. In the nicest of ways, tho.

Had to start up this earworm to get rid of yours.

Ever since I was a young boy
I've played the silver ball
From Soho down to Brighton
I must have played 'em all
But I ain't seen nothing like him
In any amusement hall
That deaf, dumb and blind kid
Sure plays a mean pinball

Porch Dweller 03-29-2024 02:13 PM

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I have had this stuck in my head for several days and I've no idea why. I haven't heard it in years.


There's been a load of compromisin'
On the road to my horizon
But I'm gonna be where the lights are shinin' on me

Like a rhinestone cowboy
Riding out on a horse in a star-spangled rodeo
Like a rhinestone cowboy
Getting cards and letters from people I don't even know
And offers comin' over the phone

icehog3 03-30-2024 08:47 AM

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And when I get excited, my little China girl says, "ooh baby, just you shut your mouse". :D

Porch Dweller 04-02-2024 10:44 AM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Porch Dweller (Post 2254405)
I have had this stuck in my head for several days and I've no idea why. I haven't heard it in years.


There's been a load of compromisin'
On the road to my horizon
But I'm gonna be where the lights are shinin' on me

Like a rhinestone cowboy
Riding out on a horse in a star-spangled rodeo
Like a rhinestone cowboy
Getting cards and letters from people I don't even know
And offers comin' over the phone

I'd just gotten it out of my head a day ago. Then on the way home from Home Depot this morning...

https://i.imgur.com/VdOeVJOb.jpg

icehog3 04-03-2024 10:53 AM

Re: Your earworm is ...
 
The police in New York City
They chased a boy right through the park
And in a case of mistaken identity
The put a bullet through his heart

shark 05-08-2024 04:50 PM

Re: Your earworm is ...
 
Ba-dee-ya, say, do you remember?
Ba-dee-ya, dancin' in September
Ba-dee-ya, never was a cloudy day

shark 05-08-2024 04:54 PM

Re: Your earworm is ...
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by markem (Post 2254401)
I hate you, Ron. In the nicest of ways, tho.

Had to start up this earworm to get rid of yours.

Ever since I was a young boy
I've played the silver ball
From Soho down to Brighton
I must have played 'em all
But I ain't seen nothing like him
In any amusement hall
That deaf, dumb and blind kid
Sure plays a mean pinball






Did you see that film "Tommy", Mark, with Elton John as the pinball wizard wearing those 8 foot tall Doc Martin boots? :r

markem 06-07-2024 10:25 AM

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There must be 50 ways to leave your lover

icehog3 06-07-2024 01:41 PM

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Why drink the water from my hand
Contagious as you think I am?

shark 06-26-2025 09:49 AM

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This is my fight song (hey)
Take back my life song (hey)
Prove I'm alright song (hey, ha)
My power's turned on (hey)
Starting right now, I'll be strong (hey)
I'll play my fight song (hey)
And I don't really care if nobody else believes (ha)
'Cause I've still got a lot of fight left in me


:gary

markem 06-26-2025 11:47 AM

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I met my old lover on the street last night
She seemed so glad to see me, I just smiled
And we talked about some old times, and we drank ourselves some beers
Still crazy after all these years
Oh, still crazy after all these years

BigDawg 06-27-2025 03:17 PM

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Aw, I've got friends in crawl spaces
I've got arms and legs and a few faces
Stashed all around
In different parts of town.

Well I met 'em in bars on a friendly basis
Now I got 'em in jars and flower vases.

I've got friends . . . in crawl spaces

icehog3 06-27-2025 03:19 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by BigDawg (Post 2263225)
Aw, I've got friends in crawl spaces
I've got arms and legs and a few faces
Stashed all around
In different parts of town.

Well I met 'em in bars on a friendly basis
Now I got 'em in jars and flower vases.

I've got friends . . . in crawl spaces

Sounds like John Wayne. -(P



Gacy, that is. ;)

BigDawg 07-02-2025 03:04 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 2263226)
Sounds like John Wayne. -(P



Gacy, that is. ;)

Ding, Ding, Ding ! ! ! We have a winner ! ! !

Written and performed by Pinkard and Bowden

markem 07-04-2025 10:27 AM

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So there I was, for some strange reason, trying to remember the words to I Am A Modern Major General, when this little beauty snuck in and took up residence. It's driving me crazy, so I thought that I would share.

For up from the ashes, up from the ashes, grow the roses of success!
Grow the roses!
Grow the roses!
Grow the roses of success!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WOyIJVUaoeg

icehog3 07-04-2025 10:33 AM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by markem (Post 2263340)
So there I was, for some strange reason, trying to remember the words to I Am A Modern Major General, when this little beauty snuck in and took up residence. It's driving me crazy, so I thought that I would share.

For up from the ashes, up from the ashes, grow the roses of success!
Grow the roses!
Grow the roses!
Grow the roses of success!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WOyIJVUaoeg

Must.....not....click.....link....... -(P

shark 08-20-2025 04:55 PM

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Livin' fast and dying young like a endless poetry
My motor-psycho nightmare freak out inside of me
My soul salvation liberation on the drive
The power of the blaster move me faster
1965 yeah
Five yeah
Demon-warp is coming alive
In 1965, five, five
Gimme that, gimme that now, now, now

Porch Dweller 08-20-2025 09:03 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by shark (Post 2264139)
Livin' fast and dying young like a endless poetry
My motor-psycho nightmare freak out inside of me
My soul salvation liberation on the drive
The power of the blaster move me faster
1965 yeah
Five yeah
Demon-warp is coming alive
In 1965, five, five
Gimme that, gimme that now, now, now

I've always wondered just how high R.Z. was when writing a lot of his lyrics. :D

Wharf Rat 08-21-2025 09:11 AM

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I probably shouldn’t admit to this but, I was searching around for something to watch on the tube and ended up with the Outlander series. Now, I can’t get that damn theme song out of my head. I believe it’s actually an old Scottish folk song called Skye Boat Song.

Maybe if I blast the Grateful Dead channel for a few days, it’ll cleanse my mind…

icehog3 08-21-2025 09:32 AM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Wharf Rat (Post 2264148)

Maybe if I blast the Grateful Dead channel for a few days, it’ll cleanse my mind…

https://i.imgur.com/QcyYoEt.gif

DAFU 08-21-2025 10:19 AM

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Since you poured the wine for me
And tightened up my shoes
I hate to leave you sitting there
Composing lonesome blues

Wharf Rat 08-21-2025 10:50 AM

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Check out this version of Deal. I was on the floor with friends and we all agreed it was the most amazing version.

https://archive.org/details/deadco20....GuestFlat6453

icehog3 08-21-2025 01:27 PM

Re: Your earworm is ...
 
All the wants you waste
All the things you've chased
And it all crashes down
And you break your crown
And you point your finger, but there's no one around
Just want one thing, just to play the king
But the castle crumbled and you're left with just a name
Where's your crown, King Nothing?

shark 08-21-2025 04:53 PM

Re: Your earworm is ...
 
Poor old Johnny Ray
Sounded sad upon the radio
But he moved a million hearts in mono


Our mothers cried
Sang along
Who'd blame them


You've grown,
so grown
Now I must say more than ever
Too-ra-loo-ra, too-ra-loo-rye, aye
And we can sing just like our fathers




Come on Eileen
Oh, I swear what he means
At this moment you mean everything
You in that dress
My thoughts I confess
Verge on dirty


Oh, come on Eileen


(Come On Eileen)

DAFU 08-21-2025 04:55 PM

Re: Your earworm is ...
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Wharf Rat (Post 2264156)
Check out this version of Deal. I was on the floor with friends and we all agreed it was the most amazing version.

https://archive.org/details/deadco20....GuestFlat6453

I've heard a couple good takes. Definitely a good jam.

DAFU 08-21-2025 04:58 PM

Re: Your earworm is ...
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by shark (Post 2264166)
Poor old Johnny Ray
Sounded sad upon the radio
But he moved a million hearts in mono


Our mothers cried
Sang along
Who'd blame them


You've grown,
so grown
Now I must say more than ever
Too-ra-loo-ra, too-ra-loo-rye, aye
And we can sing just like our fathers




Come on Eileen
Oh, I swear what he means
At this moment you mean everything
You in that dress
My thoughts I confess
Verge on dirty


Oh, come on Eileen


(Come On Eileen)

Never heard it.

DAFU 08-21-2025 05:03 PM

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Dirty broken dishes, cigarette burns on the floor
She held a look of disbelief as she wandered through the door
To have a seat and meet the parents of a child that was heading the wrong way
And it's probably seven years since she turned around and hit the road that day
Paper tearing off the walls, a rotten moldy sink
When he wandered to the counter just to fix himself a drink
Like there wasn't something wrong, like he couldn't see the sorrow in the song
And it must be seven years since he tipped his hat and told 'em all, "So long"

shark 08-21-2025 05:18 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by DAFU (Post 2264168)
Never heard it.


Tom has. :lv

icehog3 08-22-2025 09:46 AM

Re: Your earworm is ...
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by shark (Post 2264166)
Poor old Johnny Ray
Sounded sad upon the radio
But he moved a million hearts in mono


Our mothers cried
Sang along
Who'd blame them


You've grown,
so grown
Now I must say more than ever
Too-ra-loo-ra, too-ra-loo-rye, aye
And we can sing just like our fathers




Come on Eileen
Oh, I swear what he means
At this moment you mean everything
You in that dress
My thoughts I confess
Verge on dirty


Oh, come on Eileen


(Come On Eileen)

https://i.imgur.com/hvrGI6Z.gif

icehog3 08-22-2025 09:47 AM

Re: Your earworm is ...
 
Your love is like a rollercoaster baby, baby
All you do is ride (a crazy ride girl)
Your love is like a rollercoaster baby, baby
All you do is ride
Ride (take you high)

What?
Huh, huh
A-hoo, hoo (wow!)
Yeah, huh, (huh huh) yeah
Ow


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