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The Great White Hype

" That's the worst goodbye I've ever heard, and you stole it from a movie."

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Zombieland

New one

"Oh lord do we have the the strength to caryy out this mighty task in one night, or are we just jerking off"

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This has been on the tube lately, even un-cut with fart sounds and all! Blazing Saddles!

How about: "Eat you? What a lovely image. "Eat me!" Hey, Glen, I'm still hungry, is there any more Phil? Oooh, pass the Phil. Mmmmm, it's even good cold. Great party, thanks to Phil! "

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Pedro: Man, what is in this ****, man?

Man Stoner: Mostly Maui Waui man, but it's got some Labrador in it.

Pedro: What's Labrador?

Man Stoner: It's dog ****.

Pedro: What?

Man Stoner: Yeah, my dog ate my stash, man.

Pedro: Yeah?

Man Stoner: I had it on the table and the little mother****er ate it, man. Then I had to follow him around with a little baggie for three days, man, before I got it back. Really blew the dog's mind, ya know?

Pedro: You mean we're smokin' dog ****, man?

Man Stoner: Gets ya high, don't it?

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Up in Smoke

"It seems like only yesterday I was strafing so many of your homes. Here I am today, begging you not to make such good cars."

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Hot Shots part deux

-new one-

"what you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul. "

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Pretty sure that was Bob Sagat? Can't place the movie.

Edit: Nope, found it haha. Somebody else guess...

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Billy Madison,

Brush your teeth in a rapid, vertical motion. That's up and down for all you rebels.

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Hamburger Hill. What a funny scene.

Back when I was picking beans in Guatemala, we used to make fresh coffee, right off the trees I mean.

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Pretty sure that one was Bob Sagat... I suck at this game.
bishes

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usual suspects, fantastic movie :tu

"You got me in a vendetta kind of mood. You tell the angels in heaven you never seen evil so singularly personified as you did in the face of the man who killed you."

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Christopher f***ng Walken in True Romance...great character in that one


"You know, we are sitting here, you and I, like a couple of regular fellas. You do what you do, and I do what I gotta do. And now that we've been face to face, if I'm there and I gotta put you away, I won't like it. But I tell you, if it's between you and some poor bastard whose wife you're gonna turn into a widow, brother, you are going down."

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Heat

"Definitely a jackhammer. I'm in there with some firm pressure, and when I 'm done you're not the same as before. You're changed."

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Mallrats

"Negative, I am a meat popsicle."

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Fifth Element.... Bruce Willis, with his hands in the yellow circles on the wall.

New Quote:

"You killed Ted, you medieval dickweed!"

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Bill and Teds excellent adventure

-New One-

"Oh hidy ho officer, we've had a doozy of a day. There we were minding our own business, just doing chores around the house, when kids started killing themselves all over my property."

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Tucker and Dale vs Evil

"You have my respect. Whatever that means to you, you got it. But, know this sh!t hard. If ever there comes a time when it gets down to the marrow, and it's you and me. Kid, I will lay you the f**k out".

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Goon (loved this movie)

"Sh*t! The chicks are packed! The chicks are packed!"

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Warriors

"Whoa, Sheriff! We just missed him! We gotta circulate this! On Radio!

Alright. What we circulate? Lookin' for a man who has recently drunk milk?"

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The Lizzies in "The Warriors". :D

"Caesar is home."

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Rise of the Planet of the Apes


"People on 'ludes should not drive"

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No Country for Old Men

"Dying ain't much of a livin', boy."

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You have to answer the current quote. ;)

But "Outlaw Josey Wales"

Fast Times at Ridgemont High

"How about the future of rock and roll? Bruce Springsteen is f***ing the whole thing up".

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Keith David from Platoon:
Free your mind and your ass will follow!

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Perhaps you should read post #1. It explains how this all works.

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Cheech & Chong's Nice Dreams

"They *broke* the chalice from the palace?"

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Markem got skipped; you and he posted at the same time, 11:45

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Ah, my apologies, James. :)


Current:

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The Court Jester (1955)

-New one-

"You are sad strange little man... and you have my pity"

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Toy Story


"They took his hair, Tommy. Jesus, that's strange; why would they do that?"

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Miller's Crossing

"You, my friend, are a victim of disorganized thinking. You are under the unfortunate impression that just because you run away you have no courage; you're confusing courage with wisdom."

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Wizard of Oz


"She's a 10, Jimmy. She's a planet unto herself. She can't nurse worth sh!t but, I keep her on 'cause, although I can't feel it, I know I have erections in her presence."

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Mmmmmm..."Shoot 'em Up?"

I'm iffy on this guess so won't post the next quote until I'm sure.

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Nope ;)

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Ah, I got it: Things to do in Denver When You're Dead. It helps to read it in Christopher Walken's voice. :)


"I gotta say, it's an honor to meet you, officially. I sort of met you, I mean, I watched you while you were sleeping. I mean, I was... I was present while you were unconscious from the ice."

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The Avengers

"He could run okay for a fat man."

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Everything is better in Christopher Walken's voice :tu

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"Cobb"....

I'll stay with the theme:

"Honey, would you rather I were making love to him using your name, or making love to you using his name?"

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Bull Durham

"Now tell me, which one of these dogs would you want to have as your wide receiver on your football team?"

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Best in Show. Sticking with that genre...

"Well, then, I just HATE you, and I hate your ass FACE!"

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Waiting for Guffman. Best on screen phone call since Bob Newhart.

"Glick's the kind of asshole that would bless his own clubs for a better game."

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Dogma

"Serpentine Shelly. Serpentine!"

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The In-Laws

"We have a question: Do you want to be a cop, or do you want to appear to be a cop? It's an honest question. A lot of guys just want to appear to be cops. Gun, badge, pretend they're on TV"

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The Departed (great freakin' movie)

Staying with the theme..

"No, I don't like you. I think you're a fake cop. The sound of your piss hitting the urinal, it sounds feminine. If you were in the wild, I would attack you, even if you weren't in my food chain. I would go out of my way to attack you. If I were a lion and you were a tuna, I would swim out in the middle of the ocean and freaking eat you and then I'd bang your tuna girlfriend. "

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The Other Guys


"The fans are standing up to them! The security guards are standing up to them! The peanut vendors are standing up to them! And by golly, if I could get down there, I'd be standing up to them!"

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Slapshot. Awesome movie.

"How many timeouts do we have?"
"Three"
"Can we use them all now?"

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About Last Night

2 lines, same movie, it just deserves two lines.


"He's not the Messiah. He's a very naughty boy! Now, piss off!"

"All right, but apart from the sanitation, medicine, education, wine, public order, irrigation, roads, the fresh water system and public health, what have the Romans ever done for us?"

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Why do those quotes make me start singing "Always look on the bright side of life"?

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Life of Brian :D

"You clinking clanking clattering collection of caliginous junk!"

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Going old school..

The Wizard of Oz

"You can take your thumb out of my ass any time now, Carmine."