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mariogolbee 10-21-2010 11:21 PM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by mariogolbee (Post 1032745)
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Jam, peanut butter, and jelly.
Quote:
Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1032760)
Love to put it in my belly,
I spread it on bread,

icehog3 10-21-2010 11:24 PM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by mariogolbee (Post 1032745)
Jam, peanut butter, and jelly.
Quote:
Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1032760)
Love to put it in my belly,
Quote:
Originally Posted by mariogolbee (Post 1032763)
I spread it on bread,
Then stand on my head,

mariogolbee 10-21-2010 11:28 PM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by mariogolbee (Post 1032745)
NEW

Jam, peanut butter, and jelly.
Quote:
Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1032760)
Love to put it in my belly,
Quote:
Originally Posted by mariogolbee (Post 1032763)
I spread it on bread,
Quote:
Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1032767)
Then stand on my head,
And don't care if I look silly.

mariogolbee 10-21-2010 11:29 PM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
New

There once was a man from Douchebagistan,

icehog3 10-21-2010 11:35 PM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by mariogolbee (Post 1032769)
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There once was a man from Douchebagistan,
On the ice he was known to often tag a man,

mariogolbee 10-21-2010 11:39 PM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by mariogolbee (Post 1032769)
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There once was a man from Douchebagistan,
Quote:
Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1032775)
On the ice he was known to often tag a man,
His stick low abut head high,

icehog3 10-21-2010 11:49 PM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by mariogolbee (Post 1032769)
New

There once was a man from Douchebagistan,
Quote:
Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1032775)
On the ice he was known to often tag a man,
Quote:
Originally Posted by mariogolbee (Post 1032781)
His stick low abut head high,
He put some foil in the eye,

mariogolbee 10-22-2010 12:15 AM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by mariogolbee (Post 1032769)
New

There once was a man from Douchebagistan,
Quote:
Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1032775)
On the ice he was known to often tag a man,
Quote:
Originally Posted by mariogolbee (Post 1032781)
His stick low abut head high,
Quote:
Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1032792)
He put some foil in the eye,
And gained applause the band stand.

mariogolbee 10-22-2010 12:16 AM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
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I'm tired and must go to sleep,

Nefari0us 10-22-2010 07:29 AM
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Go quickly and don't make a peep

icehog3 10-22-2010 08:11 AM
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And if you should snore,

mariogolbee 10-22-2010 09:17 AM
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I will close the door,

Mr B 10-22-2010 10:31 AM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by mariogolbee (Post 1032811)
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I'm tired and must go to sleep,
Quote:
Originally Posted by Nefari0us (Post 1032960)
Go quickly and don't make a peep
Quote:
Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1033015)
And if you should snore,
Quote:
Originally Posted by mariogolbee (Post 1033087)
I will close the door,
You can also try counting sheep

Mr B 10-22-2010 10:32 AM
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New:

Friday is FINALLy here!

Brutus2600 10-22-2010 10:36 AM
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I'll be going home and having a beer

mariogolbee 10-22-2010 10:46 AM
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with pretzels that suck,

Brutus2600 10-22-2010 10:48 AM
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and some bland boiled duck,

mariogolbee 10-22-2010 10:50 AM
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and some droppings from a deer.

mariogolbee 10-22-2010 10:52 AM
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Halloween is 'round the corner,

Doctorossi 10-22-2010 10:54 AM
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You can dress as the dead or a mourner.

Mr B 10-22-2010 11:00 AM
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" I got a Rock"

mariogolbee 10-22-2010 11:22 AM
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Mr B what the FOCK?

Mr B 10-22-2010 11:29 AM
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Should have never dressed as Little Jackie Horner

Mr B 10-22-2010 11:30 AM
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My kids will have so much candy

mariogolbee 10-22-2010 11:45 AM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
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Originally Posted by Mr B (Post 1033306)
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My kids will have so much candy
And you'll be dressed up like that singer named Brandi

Mr B 10-22-2010 01:32 PM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Mr B (Post 1033306)
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My kids will have so much candy
Quote:
Originally Posted by mariogolbee (Post 1033327)
And you'll be dressed up like that singer named Brandi
With tight Jerry-curles

Doctorossi 10-22-2010 01:53 PM
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and a long string of pearls,

mariogolbee 10-22-2010 02:06 PM
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and a backup singer named Sandy.

mariogolbee 10-22-2010 02:07 PM
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I see ghosts and goblins and ghouls,

icehog3 10-22-2010 02:27 PM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by mariogolbee (Post 1033496)
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I see ghosts and goblins and ghouls,
And donkeys and asses and mules,

mariogolbee 10-22-2010 02:28 PM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by mariogolbee (Post 1033496)
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I see ghosts and goblins and ghouls,
Quote:
Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1033531)
And donkeys and asses and mules,
I look on with dismay,

icehog3 10-22-2010 02:33 PM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by mariogolbee (Post 1033496)
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I see ghosts and goblins and ghouls,
Quote:
Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1033531)
And donkeys and asses and mules,
Quote:
Originally Posted by mariogolbee (Post 1033532)
I look on with dismay,
As the mule starts to bray,

mariogolbee 10-22-2010 02:35 PM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by mariogolbee (Post 1033496)
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I see ghosts and goblins and ghouls,
Quote:
Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1033531)
And donkeys and asses and mules,
Quote:
Originally Posted by mariogolbee (Post 1033532)
I look on with dismay,
Quote:
Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1033539)
As the mule starts to bray,
I scratch my butt and it drools.

mariogolbee 10-22-2010 02:37 PM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
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I pulled up to the window and ordered,

Mr B 10-22-2010 03:11 PM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by mariogolbee (Post 1033544)
I scratch my butt and it drools.

Was the Donkey drooling or your butt :=:



;s

Mr B 10-22-2010 03:12 PM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by mariogolbee (Post 1033546)
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I pulled up to the window and ordered,
I wanted my Ham and Cheese, quartered

Nefari0us 10-22-2010 03:13 PM
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but they gave me the sammich

Mr B 10-22-2010 03:18 PM
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all sloppy like Manwich

Gophernut 10-22-2010 03:47 PM
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now my view of fast food is distorted.

Gophernut 10-22-2010 03:48 PM
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New one:

The phone at work keeps ringing,

mariogolbee 10-22-2010 03:58 PM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Gophernut (Post 1033624)
New one:

The phone at work keeps ringing,
Which is painful because my head's dinging,

Nefari0us 10-22-2010 04:00 PM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
I said "please phone, stop"

mariogolbee 10-22-2010 04:01 PM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Gophernut (Post 1033624)
New one:

The phone at work keeps ringing,
Quote:
Originally Posted by mariogolbee (Post 1033629)
Which is painful because my head's dinging,
Quote:
Originally Posted by Nefari0us (Post 1033633)
I said "please phone, stop"
Then heard a pin drop,

Mr B 10-22-2010 04:11 PM
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but man have you heard Mario's singing :bh

Mr B 10-22-2010 04:12 PM
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New:

I love all the rain today

icehog3 10-22-2010 04:26 PM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Mr B (Post 1033651)
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I love all the rain today
But regardless, inside I'll stay,

mariogolbee 10-22-2010 04:44 PM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Mr B (Post 1033651)
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I love all the rain today
Quote:
Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1033671)
But regardless, inside I'll stay,
I'll put on Sinatra,

Mr B 10-22-2010 04:51 PM
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and smoke a sumatra

icehog3 10-22-2010 07:23 PM
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And hope for a roll in the hay.

icehog3 10-22-2010 07:24 PM
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NEW:

Doves have a dangerous beak,


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