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icehog3 05-24-2015 10:11 PM

Re: Tom Brady
 
I like to take a crap on the field, and then talk incessantly about it.

Subvet642 05-24-2015 10:26 PM

Re: Tom Brady
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 2036501)
I like to take a crap on the field, and then talk incessantly about it.

Don't you mean ice? :D

I think that field of study is called Scatology. Hey, I guard an empty dorm at night; I need something to do.

icehog3 05-24-2015 10:28 PM

Re: Tom Brady
 
Way too much equipment to take off to take a dump on the rink, Darren. ;) :r

Subvet642 05-24-2015 11:00 PM

Re: Tom Brady
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 2036510)
Way too much equipment to take off to take a dump on the rink, Darren. ;) :r

I can't even stand on skates, nevermind squat, and I grew-up in a hockey town. :fp

Blueface 07-28-2015 01:38 PM

Re: Tom Brady
 
Classic Brady. Classic Patriots.
Tom, we want you to turn over your phone with the messages
Tom to his assistant right after that, destroy the phone.

What a jack @ss. Deserves way more than four games.

I will bet no appeal, no suit.
If he is stupid enough to sue, they will have legal subpoena for those records.

AdamJoshua 07-28-2015 02:23 PM

Re: Tom Brady
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Blueface (Post 2046369)
Classic Brady. Classic Patriots.
Tom, we want you to turn over your phone with the messages
Tom to his assistant right after that, destroy the phone.

What a jack @ss. Deserves way more than four games.

I will bet no appeal, no suit.
If he is stupid enough to sue, they will have legal subpoena for those records.

It worked for A-roid … oh wait nm.

mk05 07-28-2015 02:34 PM

Re: Tom Brady
 
I can feel Giselle's Spidey senses going off.

Tiger found his second wind.

Subvet642 07-28-2015 02:45 PM

Re: Tom Brady
 
Of course, Belichick will use this as the ultimate bulletin board material. I'm predicting another Super Bowl win. Thanks for the "Tacklin' Fuel" NFL! :banger

The Poet 07-28-2015 02:56 PM

Re: Tom Brady
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Subvet642 (Post 2046378)
Of course, Belichick will use this as the ultimate bulletin board material. I'm predicting another Super Bowl win. Thanks for the "Tacklin' Fuel" NFL! :banger

You think he secretly videotaped the hearings? :D

shilala 07-28-2015 03:22 PM

Re: Tom Brady
 
Tom can get in a little extra golf. No harm.

shilala 07-28-2015 03:29 PM

Re: Tom Brady
 
I also want to have Tom Brady's babies.

AdamJoshua 07-28-2015 04:53 PM

Re: Tom Brady
 
According to early reports, not saying these are accurate, but the NFL was ready to agree to a one game suspense with items being turned over, Brady demanded everything be sealed and no details given to the press. NFL said go eff yourself, 4 games, case closed.

AdamJoshua 07-28-2015 04:59 PM

Re: Tom Brady
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Subvet642 (Post 2046378)
Of course, Belichick will use this as the ultimate bulletin board material. I'm predicting another Super Bowl win. Thanks for the "Tacklin' Fuel" NFL! :banger

Well the only problem here is that Brady *and the rest of the league* will be using balls that are inflated correctly, making fumbles and dropped catches for the patriots closer to the league average and not have overly incredible numbers in those areas which make a huge difference. Other than that .. .yes it's wonderful cork board material. :lr

Subvet642 07-28-2015 10:17 PM

Re: Tom Brady
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by AdamJoshua (Post 2046408)
Well the only problem here is that Brady *and the rest of the league* will be using balls that are inflated correctly, making fumbles and dropped catches for the patriots closer to the league average and not have overly incredible numbers in those areas which make a huge difference. Other than that .. .yes it's wonderful cork board material. :lr


Do you really think that his success is simply because of somewhat under-inflated game balls?
We'll know by the end of the season. I wonder what people will blame if I'm right? The only thing left to blame would be some arcane pact with the devil.:hy
I'm sure some disgruntled losing team will find a rule against that; I'm thinking "too many entities on the field". :lr

mosesbotbol 07-29-2015 04:51 AM

Re: Tom Brady
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by AdamJoshua (Post 2046408)
Well the only problem here is that Brady *and the rest of the league* will be using balls that are inflated correctly, making fumbles and dropped catches for the patriots closer to the league average and not have overly incredible numbers in those areas which make a huge difference. Other than that .. .yes it's wonderful cork board material. :lr

Who's to say what the other teams are doing or have done to their footballs since accounting of the footballs has been so poor in the past. Do you really think it's only Tom Brady who wanted his footballs out of spec?

This is a big nothing case and suspending Tom Brady 4 games is going to ensure Pats team even more hungry to win another Super Bowl.

If you have $50 to spare, bet now on the Pats winning the the Super Bowl next season....

BigAsh 07-29-2015 06:54 AM

Re: Tom Brady
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by The Poet (Post 2046379)
You think he secretly videotaped the hearings? :D

now THAT'S funny!!...:r

Blueface 07-29-2015 07:14 AM

Re: Tom Brady
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by mosesbotbol (Post 2046464)
Who's to say what the other teams are doing or have done to their footballs since accounting of the footballs has been so poor in the past. Do you really think it's only Tom Brady who wanted his footballs out of spec?

This is a big nothing case and suspending Tom Brady 4 games is going to ensure Pats team even more hungry to win another Super Bowl.

If you have $50 to spare, bet now on the Pats winning the the Super Bowl next season....

No way I dare take you up on that bet.
If there is one thing I will bet on for sure is that they WILL come up with yet another creative way to be in the news for cheating.

Blueface 07-29-2015 07:38 AM

Re: Tom Brady
 
Brady's new phone text messages released.

http://i152.photobucket.com/albums/s...c11758c47f.jpg

massphatness 07-29-2015 07:54 AM

Re: Tom Brady
 
Brady's getting KILLED where it's going to hurt the most: his reputation & legacy.

I can't imagine a scenario where sports fans (at least those in the 44 states outside New England) don't think of him in the same way as they do Barry Bonds & A-Rod. When he trashed his phone, he trashed his reputation. No longer matters what the courts say, in the court of public opinion, he's done.

Dave128 07-29-2015 08:15 AM

Re: Tom Brady
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by massphatness (Post 2046488)
Brady's getting KILLED where it's going to hurt the most: his reputation & legacy.

I can't imagine a scenario where sports fans (at least those in the 44 states outside New England) don't think of him in the same way as they do Barry Bonds & A-Rod. When he trashed his phone, he trashed his reputation. No longer matters what the courts say, in the court of public opinion, he's done.

:tu


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