Originally Posted by benedic08 (Post 1038202)

Here's what I would've done in that situation. After her lecture, with a maniac tone tell her "Your lecture only makes my Pen*s HARDER!" Then proceed by inviting her into your house. She's probably gonna start walking away and scare the crap out of her for a while.

Originally Posted by gijoey959 (Post 1038713)

O.o leave for a few hours and the thread sprouts wings

She came up from behind-ish, so by the time I saw the b*ch, it was too late, I don't really like going to jail, so I just verbally assaulted her, and I found out she has been charged with tresspassing, and destruction of property, since the pulling the cigar out of my mouth would be hard to prove :r anyway, $15<permanent record + court fees + any other fees

It all equaled out, plus I just got birthday bombed by my own fiance :r my luck!

Originally Posted by Dunkel (Post 1038163)

I'd have farted violently in her mouth.

Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1040312)

As opposed to pnoon's dating life before marriage, which was defined as "Assault by Flatulence".

Originally Posted by replicant_argent (Post 1055554)

There was a definition of flatulence way back in the Cretaceous Period?

Originally Posted by benedic08 (Post 1038202)

Here's what I would've done in that situation. After her lecture, with a maniac tone tell her "Your lecture only makes my Pen*s HARDER!" Then proceed by inviting her into your house. She's probably gonna start walking away and scare the crap out of her for a while.

Originally Posted by Ahbroody (Post 1055657)

This thread is reminding me of herpes

Originally Posted by flybum62 (Post 1060729)

A friend and I were tailgating at Purdue fooatball game last year when some snooty woman came past us twice and gave us an ear full because we were smoking cigars, said that "they stink to much." My frined told he to f.off, off she ran and came back with her husband who was smoking a cigarette! Some people!!!!

Originally Posted by Ahbroody (Post 1055657)

This thread is reminding me of herpes

Originally Posted by flybum62 (Post 1061488)

He just smiled apoligized and a grabed his wife by the arm and started chewing her out. He came back and broght us a couple of beers. He sat down and talked for about a 1/2 hr. Actually, a pretty nice guy.

Originally Posted by flybum62 (Post 1061488)

He just smiled apoligized and a grabed his wife by the arm and started chewing her out. He came back and broght us a couple of beers. He sat down and talked for about a 1/2 hr. Actually, a pretty nice guy.

Originally Posted by flybum62 (Post 1060729)

A friend and I were tailgating at Purdue fooatball game last year when some snooty woman came past us twice and gave us an ear full because we were smoking cigars, said that "they stink to much." My frined told he to f.off, off she ran and came back with her husband who was smoking a cigarette! Some people!!!!