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SmokeyJoe 10-03-2010 10:56 AM

Re: Limerick Thread!
 
With my Nub I found some relief. :D

SmokeyJoe 10-03-2010 10:58 AM

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New one:

There once was a terrible golfer...

icehog3 10-03-2010 11:56 AM

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Who couldn't think of a rhyme for the word "golfer",

SmokeyJoe 10-03-2010 12:02 PM

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His partner told him one day...

Brutus2600 10-03-2010 12:07 PM

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as a round they did play...

SmokeyJoe 10-03-2010 12:09 PM

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For his clubs - he should accept any offer! :D

SmokeyJoe 10-03-2010 12:11 PM

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New one:

Bobby started his day all smiles...

icehog3 10-03-2010 12:11 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by SmokeyJoe (Post 1009618)
For his clubs - he should accept any offer! :D

golfer-offer? fail. :r

icehog3 10-03-2010 12:12 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by SmokeyJoe (Post 1009625)
New one:

Bobby started his day all smiles...

Going through his large Gurkha files,

SmokeyJoe 10-03-2010 12:21 PM

Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1009628)
golfer-offer? fail. :r

:D Beats rhyming "golfer"... with... "golfer." :r

SmokeyJoe 10-03-2010 12:26 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1009631)
Going through his large Gurkha files,

But when he lit one to smoke...

icehog3 10-03-2010 02:28 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by SmokeyJoe (Post 1009643)
:D Beats rhyming "golfer"... with... "golfer." :r

I didn't, Joe....I rhymed golfer with "golfer". ;) :r

icehog3 10-03-2010 02:29 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by SmokeyJoe (Post 1009625)
New one:

Bobby started his day all smiles...

Quote:

Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1009631)
Going through his large Gurkha files,

Quote:

Originally Posted by SmokeyJoe (Post 1009648)
But when he lit one to smoke...

He started to choke,

14holestogie 10-03-2010 03:43 PM

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And Tom's hacking could be heard for miles :)

14holestogie 10-03-2010 03:44 PM

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Another day, another dollar...

VTDragon 10-03-2010 04:56 PM

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Arriving home, heard my wife holler

SvilleKid 10-03-2010 05:54 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by VTDragon (Post 1009955)
Arriving home, heard my wife holler

Where the hell have you been

icehog3 10-03-2010 10:55 PM

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Then I saw the rolling pin,

Wolfgang 10-04-2010 12:44 AM

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She found panties in my car.

icehog3 10-04-2010 12:49 AM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Wolfgang (Post 1010362)
She found panties in my car.



You're supposed to start a new one right away too....I will crank one up if I don't see you hit it up. :tu


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