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icehog3 08-16-2011 05:25 PM

Re: Limerick Thread!
 
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Originally Posted by TheTraveler (Post 1377493)
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There once was a man who smoked Nubs

He brought them to some disco clubs,

TheTraveler 08-16-2011 05:26 PM

Re: Limerick Thread!
 
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Originally Posted by TheTraveler (Post 1377493)
There once was a man who smoked Nubs

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Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1377499)
He brought them to some disco clubs,

Said the man at the door ...

icehog3 08-16-2011 05:28 PM

Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by TheTraveler (Post 1377493)
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There once was a man who smoked Nubs

Quote:

Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1377499)
He brought them to some disco clubs,

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Originally Posted by TheTraveler (Post 1377502)
Said the man at the door ...

That cigar, I abhor,

TheTraveler 08-16-2011 05:40 PM

Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by TheTraveler (Post 1377493)
There once was a man who smoked Nubs

Quote:

Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1377499)
He brought them to some disco clubs,

Quote:

Originally Posted by TheTraveler (Post 1377502)
Said the man at the door ...

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Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1377510)
That cigar, I abhor,

But it quite suits your plug ugly mug.

TheTraveler 08-16-2011 05:42 PM

Re: Limerick Thread!
 
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To dine on foie gras and wine

icehog3 08-16-2011 05:44 PM

Re: Limerick Thread!
 
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Originally Posted by TheTraveler (Post 1377536)
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To dine on foie gras and wine

Some might think is divine,

TheTraveler 08-16-2011 05:47 PM

Re: Limerick Thread!
 
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Originally Posted by TheTraveler (Post 1377536)
To dine on foie gras and wine

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Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1377542)
Some might think is divine,

But the noob must beware

icehog3 08-16-2011 06:01 PM

Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by TheTraveler (Post 1377536)
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To dine on foie gras and wine

Quote:

Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1377542)
Some might think is divine,

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Originally Posted by TheTraveler (Post 1377546)
But the noob must beware

Because it isn't that rare,

TheTraveler 08-16-2011 06:25 PM

Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by TheTraveler (Post 1377536)
To dine on foie gras and wine

Quote:

Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1377542)
Some might think is divine,

Quote:

Originally Posted by TheTraveler (Post 1377546)
But the noob must beware

Quote:

Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1377562)
Because it isn't that rare,

For rich foods to shoot through you double-time.

TheTraveler 08-16-2011 06:26 PM

Re: Limerick Thread!
 
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There once was a lady who thought

icehog3 08-16-2011 06:27 PM

Re: Limerick Thread!
 
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Originally Posted by TheTraveler (Post 1377604)
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There once was a lady who thought

Her husband's trousers were a little too taut,

TheTraveler 08-16-2011 06:30 PM

Re: Limerick Thread!
 
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Originally Posted by TheTraveler (Post 1377604)
There once was a lady who thought

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Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1377608)
Her husband's trousers were a little too taut,

'Some sunny day', said he,

icehog3 08-16-2011 06:34 PM

Re: Limerick Thread!
 
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Originally Posted by TheTraveler (Post 1377604)
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There once was a lady who thought

Quote:

Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1377608)
Her husband's trousers were a little too taut,

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Originally Posted by TheTraveler (Post 1377612)
'Some sunny day', said he,

"I will set my loins free",

TheTraveler 08-16-2011 06:42 PM

Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by TheTraveler (Post 1377604)
There once was a lady who thought

Quote:

Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1377608)
Her husband's trousers were a little too taut,

Quote:

Originally Posted by TheTraveler (Post 1377612)
'Some sunny day', said he,

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Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1377620)
"I will set my loins free",

"And with wonder you'll gaze and say naught!"

TheTraveler 08-16-2011 06:48 PM

Re: Limerick Thread!
 
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When exchanging hot words with a monkey

icehog3 08-16-2011 07:20 PM

Re: Limerick Thread!
 
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Originally Posted by TheTraveler (Post 1377653)
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When exchanging hot words with a monkey

We quibbled about a Brewster named "Punky",

TheTraveler 08-16-2011 08:17 PM

Re: Limerick Thread!
 
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Originally Posted by TheTraveler (Post 1377653)
When exchanging hot words with a monkey

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Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1377694)
We quibbled about a Brewster named "Punky",

He said she was hot

icehog3 08-16-2011 08:18 PM

Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by TheTraveler (Post 1377653)
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When exchanging hot words with a monkey

Quote:

Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1377694)
We quibbled about a Brewster named "Punky",

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Originally Posted by TheTraveler (Post 1377796)
He said she was hot

And I said she was not,

TheTraveler 08-16-2011 08:32 PM

Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by TheTraveler (Post 1377653)
When exchanging hot words with a monkey

Quote:

Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1377694)
We quibbled about a Brewster named "Punky",

Quote:

Originally Posted by TheTraveler (Post 1377796)
He said she was hot

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Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1377802)
And I said she was not,

He kicked me and said 'Google her, chunky!'

TheTraveler 08-16-2011 08:35 PM

Re: Limerick Thread!
 
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Some websites defraud or mislead you


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