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icehog3 08-02-2011 02:38 PM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
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Originally Posted by VTDragon (Post 1357842)
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I ponder whether to go fishing or play golf after work,
I would go out drinking, but I'd feel like a jerk,

Doctorossi 08-02-2011 02:46 PM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
I can't fish in a golf cart,

icehog3 08-02-2011 05:40 PM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by VTDragon (Post 1357842)
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I ponder whether to go fishing or play golf after work,
Quote:
Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1357845)
I would go out drinking, but I'd feel like a jerk,
Quote:
Originally Posted by Doctorossi (Post 1357851)
I can't fish in a golf cart,
Or putt with a fish part,

VTDragon 08-15-2011 01:57 PM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by VTDragon (Post 1357842)
New:
I ponder whether to go fishing or play golf after work,
Quote:
Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1357845)
I would go out drinking, but I'd feel like a jerk,
Quote:
Originally Posted by Doctorossi (Post 1357851)
I can't fish in a golf cart,
Quote:
Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1358124)
Or putt with a fish part,
I wonder which would be chosen by Captain Kirk?

VTDragon 08-15-2011 01:58 PM
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Back from vacation, I had a good time,

irratebass 08-15-2011 02:02 PM
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Originally Posted by VTDragon (Post 1375398)
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Back from vacation, I had a good time,
Had the Tequila, had the lime

Doctorossi 08-15-2011 02:07 PM
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But I'm working this morning,

icehog3 08-15-2011 03:04 PM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by VTDragon (Post 1375398)
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Back from vacation, I had a good time,
Quote:
Originally Posted by irratebass (Post 1375410)
Had the Tequila, had the lime
Quote:
Originally Posted by Doctorossi (Post 1375426)
But I'm working this morning,
And my desk, I'm adorning,

TheTraveler 08-15-2011 09:08 PM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
While dreaming of smoking a Sublime.

TheTraveler 08-15-2011 09:08 PM
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I saw a man sit on a stump

icehog3 08-15-2011 09:12 PM
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Originally Posted by TheTraveler (Post 1375967)
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I saw a man sit on a stump
This fella seemed quite the chump,

TheTraveler 08-15-2011 09:22 PM
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His eyebrows were missing

icehog3 08-15-2011 09:24 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by TheTraveler (Post 1375967)
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I saw a man sit on a stump
Quote:
Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1375971)
This fella seemed quite the chump,
Quote:
Originally Posted by TheTraveler (Post 1375994)
His eyebrows were missing
Most likely from pissing,

Doctorossi 08-15-2011 10:27 PM
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on the fire that was toasting his rump!

Doctorossi 08-15-2011 10:28 PM
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A cadaver, it seemed, had gone missing...

icehog3 08-16-2011 12:03 AM
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Originally Posted by Doctorossi (Post 1376099)
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A cadaver, it seemed, had gone missing...
It was Shaky the mohel, known for poor brissing,

VTDragon 08-16-2011 09:25 AM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Doctorossi (Post 1376099)
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A cadaver, it seemed, had gone missing...
Quote:
Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1376299)
It was Shaky the mohel, known for poor brissing,
Revenge from an old client perhaps?

icehog3 08-16-2011 09:54 AM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Doctorossi (Post 1376099)
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A cadaver, it seemed, had gone missing...
Quote:
Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1376299)
It was Shaky the mohel, known for poor brissing,
Quote:
Originally Posted by VTDragon (Post 1376737)
Revenge from an old client perhaps?
Taking a bit too much off too many chaps,

TheTraveler 08-16-2011 06:21 PM
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Then seen with their wives all a'kissing.

TheTraveler 08-16-2011 06:22 PM
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NEW:

There once was a man who smoked Nubs


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