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icehog3 08-02-2011 01:38 PM

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Originally Posted by VTDragon (Post 1357842)
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I ponder whether to go fishing or play golf after work,

I would go out drinking, but I'd feel like a jerk,

Doctorossi 08-02-2011 01:46 PM

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I can't fish in a golf cart,

icehog3 08-02-2011 04:40 PM

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Originally Posted by VTDragon (Post 1357842)
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I ponder whether to go fishing or play golf after work,

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Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1357845)
I would go out drinking, but I'd feel like a jerk,

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Originally Posted by Doctorossi (Post 1357851)
I can't fish in a golf cart,

Or putt with a fish part,

VTDragon 08-15-2011 12:57 PM

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Originally Posted by VTDragon (Post 1357842)
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I ponder whether to go fishing or play golf after work,

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Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1357845)
I would go out drinking, but I'd feel like a jerk,

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Originally Posted by Doctorossi (Post 1357851)
I can't fish in a golf cart,

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Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1358124)
Or putt with a fish part,

I wonder which would be chosen by Captain Kirk?

VTDragon 08-15-2011 12:58 PM

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Back from vacation, I had a good time,

irratebass 08-15-2011 01:02 PM

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Originally Posted by VTDragon (Post 1375398)
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Back from vacation, I had a good time,

Had the Tequila, had the lime

Doctorossi 08-15-2011 01:07 PM

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But I'm working this morning,

icehog3 08-15-2011 02:04 PM

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Originally Posted by VTDragon (Post 1375398)
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Back from vacation, I had a good time,

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Originally Posted by irratebass (Post 1375410)
Had the Tequila, had the lime

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Originally Posted by Doctorossi (Post 1375426)
But I'm working this morning,

And my desk, I'm adorning,

TheTraveler 08-15-2011 08:08 PM

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While dreaming of smoking a Sublime.

TheTraveler 08-15-2011 08:08 PM

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I saw a man sit on a stump

icehog3 08-15-2011 08:12 PM

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Originally Posted by TheTraveler (Post 1375967)
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I saw a man sit on a stump

This fella seemed quite the chump,

TheTraveler 08-15-2011 08:22 PM

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His eyebrows were missing

icehog3 08-15-2011 08:24 PM

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Originally Posted by TheTraveler (Post 1375967)
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I saw a man sit on a stump

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Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1375971)
This fella seemed quite the chump,

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Originally Posted by TheTraveler (Post 1375994)
His eyebrows were missing

Most likely from pissing,

Doctorossi 08-15-2011 09:27 PM

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on the fire that was toasting his rump!

Doctorossi 08-15-2011 09:28 PM

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A cadaver, it seemed, had gone missing...

icehog3 08-15-2011 11:03 PM

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A cadaver, it seemed, had gone missing...

It was Shaky the mohel, known for poor brissing,

VTDragon 08-16-2011 08:25 AM

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Originally Posted by Doctorossi (Post 1376099)
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A cadaver, it seemed, had gone missing...

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Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1376299)
It was Shaky the mohel, known for poor brissing,

Revenge from an old client perhaps?

icehog3 08-16-2011 08:54 AM

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Originally Posted by Doctorossi (Post 1376099)
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A cadaver, it seemed, had gone missing...

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Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1376299)
It was Shaky the mohel, known for poor brissing,

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Originally Posted by VTDragon (Post 1376737)
Revenge from an old client perhaps?

Taking a bit too much off too many chaps,

TheTraveler 08-16-2011 05:21 PM

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Then seen with their wives all a'kissing.

TheTraveler 08-16-2011 05:22 PM

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There once was a man who smoked Nubs


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