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TheTraveler 06-25-2012 03:15 PM

Re: New York Mets 2012 Banter
 
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Originally Posted by kelmac07 (Post 1665845)
..... Why in the hell would Collins leave Batista in for two innings??? :bh :bh

That's what kills me about baseball today. It just doesn't seem right to have a pitcher who can't be left in for more than one inning. Taking a pitcher out after an inning for strategy, or even one batter, yeah I get that. But because the guy can't hack it for more than three or four batters? Meh.

But that's just me, a grumpy old fart at the end of a long tough day. :2

kelmac07 06-26-2012 05:25 AM

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Mets drop another one to a team they should be beating, 6-1 to the Cubs. Santana looked like stir fried dog crap and Rauch comes on in 1/3 of an inning and gives up 4 runs (granted they were all unearned)...will someone please send his ass to double A or release him, HE'S KILLING US!! :bh :bh Seems he can't get anyone out.

Dave128 06-26-2012 08:34 AM

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What, and get a better bullpen? That would be rediculous.....

jonumberone 06-26-2012 08:38 AM

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You had to think the Mets were gonna sleepwalk through yesterdays game.
They just played 3 games against the Yanks in front of sellout crowds.
And now they have to play the team with the worst record in MLB.
Sunday's game was late, so they probably got in to Chicago in the early morning.
Classic let down game, IMO!

Dave128 06-26-2012 09:20 AM

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Hopefully the Mets wake up for tonights game. The Mets can't afford to lose to last place teams.

BigAsh 06-26-2012 10:55 AM

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Mets banter sux as long as they are not in last or near bottom....just sayin'....:D

kelmac07 06-26-2012 12:27 PM

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Originally Posted by BigAsh (Post 1667018)
Mets banter sux as long as they are not in last or near bottom....just sayin'....:D

Your boys were outta the cellar...for a day or so. :r :r :r

The Poet 06-26-2012 02:41 PM

Re: New York Mets 2012 Banter
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by BigAsh (Post 1667018)
Mets banter sux as long as they are not in last or near bottom....just sayin'....:D

Quote:

Originally Posted by kelmac07 (Post 1667110)
Your boys were outta the cellar...for a day or so. :r :r :r

The question remains to be seen: Were they just keeping the spot warm for you? ;)

kelmac07 06-26-2012 03:44 PM

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Originally Posted by The Poet (Post 1667224)
The question remains to be seen: Were they just keeping the spot warm for you? ;)

Hush your mouth Thomas. :D

The Poet 06-26-2012 03:55 PM

Re: New York Mets 2012 Banter
 
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Originally Posted by kelmac07 (Post 1667325)
Hush your mouth Thomas. :D


Yas'sur! ;s


:r

BigAsh 06-26-2012 03:56 PM

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Thomas is a wise man...or wise-a$$....either way it put me in the mood for a Mets joke:

There were two men, one was a Mets fan and the other was a Phillies fan. These men were both madly in love with the same woman. So the woman challenged that whichever man does a better job at having sex with her would be her boyfriend. Both men accepted the challenge. That night, the woman had sex with the Mets fan and then the other night had sex with the Phillies fan. The next day the woman chose the Phillies fan to be her boyfriend. Shocked and outraged, the Mets fan asked why she didn't choose him. She replied by saying, "You, like your team not only come up short but always finish early!"

:r:r

kelmac07 06-26-2012 03:57 PM

Re: New York Mets 2012 Banter
 
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Originally Posted by bigash (Post 1667337)
thomas is a wise man...or wise-a$$....either way it put me in the mood for a mets joke:

There were two men, one was a mets fan and the other was a phillies fan. These men were both madly in love with the same woman. So the woman challenged that whichever man does a better job at having sex with her would be her boyfriend. Both men accepted the challenge. That night, the woman had sex with the mets fan and then the other night had sex with the phillies fan. The next day the woman chose the phillies fan to be her boyfriend. Shocked and outraged, the mets fan asked why she didn't choose him. She replied by saying, "you, like your team not only come up short but always finish early!"

:r:r

Boo boo boo boo boo boo boo boo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

BigAsh 06-26-2012 03:59 PM

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Originally Posted by kelmac07 (Post 1667339)
Boo boo boo boo boo boo boo boo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

So a priest, a rabbi and a Mets fan walk into a bar....:noon....:r

The Poet 06-26-2012 04:00 PM

Re: New York Mets 2012 Banter
 
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Originally Posted by kelmac07 (Post 1667339)
Boo boo boo boo boo boo boo boo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Yeah, I agree Mac. That was almost as uncalled for from Keith as was your guy calling my Yanks chickens and whiners . . . just before he hit the DL. :r

kelmac07 06-26-2012 04:12 PM

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Originally Posted by The Poet (Post 1667343)
Yeah, I agree Mac. That was almost as uncalled for from Keith as was your guy calling my Yanks chickens and whiners . . . just before he hit the DL. :r

But he did get the save against the Yanks before going on the DL. :D

kelmac07 06-27-2012 01:24 AM

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Mets lose to the Cubs 5-3 and that makes four in a row. Will someone wake these ****ers up???

kelmac07 06-27-2012 03:17 PM

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Mets get a little payback with a 17-1 ass-whooping of the Cubs this afternoon.

The Poet 06-27-2012 03:21 PM

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Originally Posted by kelmac07 (Post 1668309)
Mets get a little payback with a 17-1 ass-whooping of the Cubs this afternoon.


And If they'd spread those runs around a bit over the past week, they'd have something going for them. :r

kelmac07 06-27-2012 03:31 PM

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Originally Posted by The Poet (Post 1668315)
And If they'd spread those runs around a bit over the past week, they'd have something going for them. :r

We both know that isn't going to happen. We'll probably put up a goose egg against the Dodgers tomorrow. :r :r

kelmac07 06-29-2012 06:01 AM

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Mets beat a depleted Dodgers squad last night 3-2...back into second place.

For my brother Keith...the Phillies lose, yet again, and are now back in sole possession of the NL East Cellar!! :D

kelmac07 06-30-2012 07:46 AM

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Dickey wins his MLB leading 12th win last night as the Mets beat the Dodgers 9-0. Dickey goes 8 innings and fans 10. If he isn't the starter for the NL All Star team...it's a crime.

And the Mets take sole possession of 2nd place in the NL East, a full game ahead of the Braves. Still 3.5 behind the Nats.

kelmac07 06-30-2012 08:16 PM

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Metes shutout the Dodgers again this evening, 5-0. Pick up a full game on the Nats. 2.5games out of first. :wo :wo

On another note, the Phillies are down 10 games now...and still in the cellar.

kelmac07 07-01-2012 11:43 AM

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Sandoval beats out Wright for the All Star game...come on. :td :td

kelmac07 07-01-2012 06:29 PM

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Two balls get past Duda in the first inning....he's killing us tonight. :bh :bh

kelmac07 07-01-2012 07:08 PM

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Dodgers are throwing the ball around as well. :D

kelmac07 07-02-2012 05:17 AM

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Mets pissed one away last night and couldn't get the sweep...lost 8-3 to the Dodgers.

Dave128 07-02-2012 09:18 AM

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Not a great outing. Off today for some rest.

kelmac07 07-04-2012 03:07 AM

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Guess the day off did us some good...beat the Phils tonight 11-1. Neise pitches 8 strong innings and Murphy has a game. And this puts the Phils 12 games back in the cellar. :D

kelmac07 07-04-2012 01:36 PM

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And the bullpen does us in yet again...piss away a 2-0 lead and now we're down 6-2. Looks like we're gonna give Cliff Lee his first victory of the year. :td :td

Dave128 07-05-2012 09:44 AM

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That was a crap game yesterday. With Dickey on the hill tonight, we at least have a chance to get the series win.

kelmac07 07-05-2012 08:46 PM

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Mets come back against Papelbon in the bottom of the 9th to beat the Phillies, 6-5 and take the series. :wo :wo

Dave128 07-05-2012 08:48 PM

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Mets win 6-5! Dickey had an off night, but the Mets get a come from behind win in the ninth with a walk off RBI from Wright.

SteelCityBoy 07-06-2012 04:34 AM

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Man the Phils are having it tough this year! Nice comback win in the 9th to the Mets!

kelmac07 07-06-2012 07:07 PM

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What is it with the Cubs? Santana give up 7 runs on 13 hits...he got rocked. :bh :bh

kelmac07 07-07-2012 05:06 PM

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Mets beat the Cubs today 3-1 as Gee goes eight strong innings. We manage to keep hold of second place for another day. :tu :tu

kelmac07 07-08-2012 12:50 PM

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Mets getting skull f#*&ed by the Cubs....AGAIN!! :bh :bh

kelmac07 07-09-2012 12:00 AM

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46-40 and in third place, 4.5 games back...I thought we'd be 15 games back (How ya doing Phillies)...and having a fire sale. Very pleasantly surprised by the first half. :D

Dave128 07-09-2012 08:49 AM

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:noon :tu :noon

kelmac07 07-09-2012 11:15 AM

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LaRussa opts for Matt Cain as opposed to RA Dickey to start for the NL All Stars tomorrow. This is another complete slap in the face to the Mets. First Pablo Sandoval wins the fans vote over David Wright with numbers not even close and now this?? WTF?? This is total BS!!! :td :td

Dave128 07-09-2012 12:53 PM

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Doesn't make much sense to me either. Both Met players, based on their current stats, should have gotten the starting nod.

kelmac07 07-09-2012 01:08 PM

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Originally Posted by Dave128 (Post 1676139)
Doesn't make much sense to me either. Both Met players, based on their current stats, should have gotten the starting nod.

The media is saying that Posey (NL starting catcher) wouldn't be able to catch Dickey, so they are waiting to bring in Ruiz (defensively better) and Dickey in the 5th or 6th...total BS move from LaRussa. He is not on my "banned list". :bh :bh

yachties23 07-09-2012 05:32 PM

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1- Larussa has no business managing as he is retired and has nothing to gain/lose by being there.

2- I personally don't care that our guys aren't starting. I think they both deserve to start, but whatever.

3- I think its pretty crazy the Giants have 4 starters now - and not one of them deserves to start. The fans stuffed the ballot for Melky, Posey and Panda. Current rumor is that the Giants told Tony they didn't want Posey catching Dickey, which earns Cain the starting spot.

If the Giants end up in the WS and the national league loses the all star game, the fans have nobody to blame but themselves.

Dave128 07-13-2012 01:33 PM

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The Mets are back at it tonight against the Braves with Chris Young on the mound. LETS GO METS!!

BigAsh 07-13-2012 07:25 PM

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Here's hoping for better second half Mets banter!! :r



;s



Not really....

kelmac07 07-14-2012 12:55 PM

Re: New York Mets 2012 Banter
 
Not the way to return after the All Star break...we drop one 7-5 to the Braves. :bh :bh

kelmac07 07-14-2012 12:56 PM

Re: New York Mets 2012 Banter
 
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Originally Posted by BigAsh (Post 1679445)
Here's hoping for better second half Mets banter!! :r



;s



Not really....

...As Keith says this, his Phillies are 15.0 games back. :D :D

kelmac07 07-14-2012 05:39 PM

Re: New York Mets 2012 Banter
 
Mets piss another one away today...as the bullpen gives up another one. We lose to the Braves 8-7 and begin the slide downward. :bh :bh :bh

TheTraveler 07-15-2012 09:44 AM

Re: New York Mets 2012 Banter
 
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Originally Posted by kelmac07 (Post 1679906)
Mets piss another one away today...as the bullpen gives up another one. We lose to the Braves 8-7 and begin the slide downward. :bh :bh :bh

Nah, that stops today! :tu

kelmac07 07-15-2012 01:02 PM

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Mets are giving Santana ZERO support today...just like the beginning of the year. And Torres has had two balls hit over his head...WHY THE F%#K IS HE PLAYING CF???? This is not the way we were supposed to start the break. :td :td

kelmac07 07-15-2012 02:22 PM

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And the Mets get swept by the Braves!! :td :td :td


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