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Doctorossi 10-20-2010 07:07 PM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
saw Ben Franklin a-flyin' his kite.

DonWeb 10-20-2010 07:28 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Mr B (Post 1030720)
New:
Wandering through the park one night
Quote:
Originally Posted by Doctorossi (Post 1030875)
saw Ben Franklin a-flyin' his kite.
He awaited the lightning, in knickers so frightning ...

icehog3 10-20-2010 07:42 PM
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The sight turned my short and curlies white.

icehog3 10-20-2010 07:42 PM
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NEW:

Trying to do everything fairly,

Mr B 10-21-2010 09:03 AM
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This is something Tom does rarely

VTDragon 10-21-2010 09:48 AM
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Of course, this we overlook

Doctorossi 10-21-2010 10:06 AM
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it's himself he forsook

14holestogie 10-21-2010 12:16 PM
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But if you're trading with Tom, do it warily.

14holestogie 10-21-2010 12:18 PM
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New one:

Meeting brothers and herfing is great

Mr B 10-21-2010 12:19 PM
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NC's and CC's are the debate

Doctorossi 10-21-2010 12:24 PM
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One friend's favoritest stick,

Gophernut 10-21-2010 12:50 PM
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Might make me sick,

Mr B 10-21-2010 01:03 PM
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cuz it ended up tasting like bait.

Mr B 10-21-2010 01:04 PM
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New:

Is it light wrappers or dark ones you crave?

mariogolbee 10-21-2010 01:08 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Mr B (Post 1031953)
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Is it light wrappers or dark ones you crave?
Cuz green ones put you into the grave.

icehog3 10-21-2010 01:34 PM
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If you prefer golden,

Mr B 10-21-2010 01:35 PM
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and love them hand rolled, then..

icehog3 10-21-2010 01:38 PM
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Buy all your cigars from Dave!

icehog3 10-21-2010 01:38 PM
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NEW:

I once knew a girl named Nancy,

SvilleKid 10-21-2010 03:05 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1032014)
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I once knew a girl named Nancy,
Boy, could she dance fancy,

mariogolbee 10-21-2010 03:09 PM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1032014)
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I once knew a girl named Nancy,
Quote:
Originally Posted by SvilleKid (Post 1032184)
Boy, could she dance fancy,
I gave her a dime,

Mr B 10-21-2010 04:08 PM
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for a good time

mariogolbee 10-21-2010 04:33 PM
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and now I feel a burn in my pantsy!

mariogolbee 10-21-2010 04:34 PM
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NEW

Everyone's looking for the Face,

Mr B 10-21-2010 04:53 PM
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$15 to $20 each.....disgrace

SvilleKid 10-21-2010 05:01 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Mr B (Post 1032327)
$15 to $20 each.....disgrace
For the money they cost...

icehog3 10-21-2010 05:02 PM
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I'd rather have tossed,

mariogolbee 10-21-2010 05:05 PM
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My $20 on a race.

mariogolbee 10-21-2010 05:05 PM
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This limerick thread is pretty neat,

icehog3 10-21-2010 05:06 PM
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Each one is a story complete,

mariogolbee 10-21-2010 05:07 PM
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The chapters get juicy,

Mr B 10-21-2010 05:32 PM
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about girls named Lucy

icehog3 10-21-2010 05:41 PM
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and her adventures with the moderator named Pete.

icehog3 10-21-2010 05:42 PM
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I heard something today most revolting,

mariogolbee 10-21-2010 05:44 PM
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It was certainly very insulting,

Mr B 10-21-2010 05:55 PM
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She said that my stogie stinks!

mariogolbee 10-21-2010 06:24 PM
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and I have bad hijinks.

DonWeb 10-21-2010 08:15 PM
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I heard something today most revolting,
It was certainly very insulting,
she said that I stink
and I have bad hijinks


when I looked though - I saw I was molting.

DonWeb 10-21-2010 08:16 PM
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New:

I once tried to smoke a cohiba,

mariogolbee 10-21-2010 08:31 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by DonWeb (Post 1032577)
New:

I once tried to smoke a cohiba,
While sitting next to a fine diva,

Doctorossi 10-21-2010 08:34 PM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
She asked for a puff

Nefari0us 10-21-2010 08:36 PM
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While I tickled her muff

mariogolbee 10-21-2010 08:37 PM
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But then she ran off to Geneva...:sad

mariogolbee 10-21-2010 08:39 PM
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NEW

Last week I went to the disco,

Doctorossi 10-21-2010 08:42 PM
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You could say I got frisky in 'Frisco.

mariogolbee 10-21-2010 09:00 PM
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I thought she was cute,

icehog3 10-21-2010 11:05 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by mariogolbee (Post 1032604)
Last week I went to the disco,
Quote:
Originally Posted by Doctorossi (Post 1032609)
You could say I got frisky in 'Frisco.
Quote:
Originally Posted by mariogolbee (Post 1032626)
I thought she was cute,
In her white disco suit,

mariogolbee 10-21-2010 11:10 PM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by mariogolbee (Post 1032604)
NEW

Last week I went to the disco,
Quote:
Originally Posted by Doctorossi (Post 1032609)
You could say I got frisky in 'Frisco.
Quote:
Originally Posted by mariogolbee (Post 1032626)
I thought she was cute,
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Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1032736)
In her white disco suit,
Until she pulled out a pistol.

mariogolbee 10-21-2010 11:11 PM
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NEW

Jam, peanut butter, and jelly.

icehog3 10-21-2010 11:20 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by mariogolbee (Post 1032745)
Jam, peanut butter, and jelly.
Love to put it in my belly,


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