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Poronico 02-16-2012 09:27 PM

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http://a3.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphot...05275284_n.jpg

Poronico 02-16-2012 09:28 PM

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http://sphotos.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-...15020474_n.jpg

Poronico 02-16-2012 09:28 PM

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http://sphotos.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-...05758626_n.jpg

Poronico 02-16-2012 09:31 PM

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http://sphotos.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-...56919535_n.jpg

Bill86 02-16-2012 09:37 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Poronico (Post 1562558)

:r

Awesome cake idea!

Poronico 02-16-2012 09:39 PM

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http://sphotos.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-...32675847_n.jpg

Poronico 02-16-2012 09:45 PM

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http://a4.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphot...78172009_n.jpg

Blak Smyth 02-17-2012 06:43 AM

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http://factoidz.com/images/user/Clin...wood%20(1).jpg

Asshole:
http://2.media.collegehumor.cvcdn.co...4fc2537d3e.jpg

Blak Smyth 02-17-2012 07:05 AM

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While on Google I found this:
http://t3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:A...s1jZG4SlX38yjp

http://pophangover.com/images/ugly-tattoo-29.jpg

These are funny, unless they are yours:
http://pophangover.com/images/ugly-tattoo-5.jpg

http://pophangover.com/images/ugly-tattoo-23.jpg

Jasonw560 02-17-2012 09:23 AM

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http://i1102.photobucket.com/albums/...0002507361.jpg

Wanger 02-17-2012 09:33 AM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Blak Smyth (Post 1562845)

Drawn by a first grader?

kenstogie 02-17-2012 09:42 AM

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http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lz...iubeo1_500.jpg

kenstogie 02-17-2012 09:52 AM

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http://i.imgur.com/qF595.jpg

Powers 02-17-2012 09:53 AM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by kenstogie (Post 1562958)

:r :r

chippewastud79 02-17-2012 01:31 PM

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http://www.demotivationalposters.org...1261613123.jpg

CigarSquid 02-17-2012 01:37 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by chippewastud79 (Post 1563111)

:lv:confused:

chippewastud79 02-17-2012 01:41 PM

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Originally Posted by garryyjr (Post 1563117)
:lv:confused:

Ironically, the picture came up when I was searching 'Pitbull posters'. :hm

Powers 02-17-2012 05:54 PM

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Feel free to print this off, Steve :r

http://i612.photobucket.com/albums/t...55794947_n.jpg

cjhalbrooks 02-17-2012 06:00 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Powers (Post 1563306)
Feel free to print this off, Steve :r

http://i612.photobucket.com/albums/t...55794947_n.jpg

My daughter is only 3 and this is now printed and hanging on her door just waiting for the first guy to come over.

fencefixer 02-17-2012 06:09 PM

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Ghetto Marge Simpson

http://poorlydressed.files.wordpress...n-the-hood.jpg

cjhalbrooks 02-17-2012 06:14 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by fencefixer (Post 1563325)

i saw those nails and got this image. Hot love making is going on then the clawed marge digs those nails in..... OUCH! I would think twice about being on top with her

Jasonw560 02-17-2012 06:21 PM

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http://i1102.photobucket.com/albums/...4080715298.jpg

Steve 02-17-2012 06:55 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Powers (Post 1563306)
Feel free to print this off, Steve :r

http://i612.photobucket.com/albums/t...55794947_n.jpg

Thanks Michael!

I already have this printed off and hanging on the wall:

================================================== ==

TEN SIMPLE RULES FOR DATING MY DAUGHTER…

Rule One: If you pull into the driveway and honk you'd better be delivering a package, because you're sure not picking anything up.

Rule Two: You do not touch my daughter in front of me. You may glance at her, so long as you do not peer at anything below her neck. If you cannot keep your eyes or hands off my daughter's body, I will remove them.

Rule Three: I am aware that it is considered fashionable for boys of your age to wear their trousers so loosely that they appear to be falling off their hips. Please don't take this as an insult, but you and all of your friends are complete idiots. Still, I want to be fair and open minded about this issue, so I propose a compromise. You may come to the door with your underwear showing and your pants ten sizes too big, and I will not object. However, in order to ensure that your clothes do not, if fact, come off during the course of your date with my daughter, I will take an electric nail gun and fasten your trousers securely in place to your waist.

Rule Four: I’m sure you've been told that in today's world, sex without utilizing a "barrier method" of some kind can kill you. Let me elaborate. When it comes to sex, I am the barrier, and I will kill you.

Rule Five: It is usually understood that in order for us to get to know each other, we should talk about sports, politics, and other issues of the day. Please do not do this. The only information I require from you is an indication of when you expect to have my daughter safely back at this house, and the only word I need to hear from you on this subject is "early."

Rule Six: I have no doubt you are a popular fellow, with many opportunities to date other girls. This is fine with me as long as it is okay with my daughter. Otherwise, once you have gone out with my little girl, you will continue to date no one but her until she is finished with you. If you make her cry, I will make you cry.

Rule Seven: As you stand in my front hallway, waiting for my daughter to appear and more than an hour goes by, do not sigh and fidget. If you want to be on time for the movie, you should not be dating. My daughter is putting on her makeup, a process than can take longer than painting the Golden Gate Bridge. Instead of standing there, why don't you do something useful, like changing the oil in my truck?

Rule Eight: The following places are not appropriate for a date with my daughter:

*Places there are beds, sofas, or anything softer than a wooden stool.

1. Places there are no parents, policemen, or nuns within eyesight.

2. Places where there is darkness, dancing, holding hands, or happiness.

3. Places where the ambient temperature is warm enough to induce my daughter to wear shorts, tank tops, midriff T-shirts, or anything other than overalls, a sweater, and a goose down parka - zipped up to her throat.

4. Movies with strong romantic or sexual themes are to be avoided. Movies that feature parents with chain saws are okay. Hockey games are okay. Retirement homes are better.

Rule Nine: Do not lie to me. I may appear to be pot-bellied, wrinkled up, middle-aged, dim-witted, has-been, but on issues relating to my daughter, I am the all-knowing, merciless GOD of your universe. If I ask you where you are going and with whom, you have one chance to tell me the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth. I have a Kimber Ultra CDP II .45ACP, a shovel, and twenty-five acres behind the house. Do not trifle with me, Scooter.

Rule Ten: Be afraid. Be very afraid. It takes very little for me to mistake the sound of your car in the driveway for a chopper coming over a rice paddy near Hanoi. When my Agent Orange starts acting up, the voices in my head frequently tell me to clean the guns as I wait for you to bring my daughter home. As soon as you pull into the driveway you should exit your car with both hands in plain sight, speak the perimeter password, announce in a clear voice that you have brought my daughter home safely and early, then return to your car - there is no need for you to come inside. The camouflaged face at the window is mine.

markem 02-17-2012 07:53 PM

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https://fbcdn-sphotos-a.akamaihd.net...53719842_n.jpg

hotreds 02-17-2012 07:56 PM

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I hate it when she walks in on me!:r:r:r

jluck 02-17-2012 08:22 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by cjhalbrooks (Post 1563329)
i saw those nails and got this image. Hot love making is going on then the clawed marge digs those nails in..... OUCH! I would think twice about being on top with her

That is the last thing that came to my mind!:pu

emopunker2004 02-17-2012 11:27 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by jluck (Post 1563450)
That is the last thing that came to my mind!:pu

True story

fencefixer 02-18-2012 12:15 PM

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http://i.imgur.com/YoVhR.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/Pxwv3.png

fencefixer 02-18-2012 03:15 PM

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http://sphotos.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-...07112371_n.jpg

SNKBYT 02-18-2012 04:39 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Powers (Post 1563306)
Feel free to print this off, Steve :r

http://i612.photobucket.com/albums/t...55794947_n.jpg

have used this form in the past, that and cleaning my guns when the boy would arrive to pick up my daughter:D

Poronico 02-20-2012 06:08 AM

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http://hundredsofhilariouspics.com/w...intworthit.jpg

markem 02-20-2012 08:58 AM

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http://media-cdn.pinterest.com/uploa...INDXjMou_f.jpg

markem 02-20-2012 09:00 AM

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http://media-cdn.pinterest.com/uploa...irXefgGU_f.jpg

markem 02-20-2012 09:03 AM

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http://media-cdn.pinterest.com/uploa...JG1YtanX_f.jpg

Steve 02-20-2012 09:09 AM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by markem (Post 1565608)

So true...:D

Blak Smyth 02-20-2012 09:11 AM

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Actaully I was eating a salad just the other day and out of no where this limo pulled up and rolled down the window...

fencefixer 02-20-2012 01:19 PM

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...

Blak Smyth 02-20-2012 01:29 PM

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http://cdn.randomfunnypicture.com/wp...ndzoff-gum.jpg

http://cdnimg.visualizeus.com/thumbs...1a6f581c_h.jpg

http://t3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:A...uluYgYwbD88SlQ

cjhalbrooks 02-20-2012 01:30 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Blak Smyth (Post 1565843)

I am so sorry you need this

Blak Smyth 02-20-2012 01:43 PM

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http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-ljmEfxwi8S...k-for-food.jpg

fencefixer 02-20-2012 01:48 PM

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http://verydemotivational.files.word...ems-legit9.jpg

Blak Smyth 02-20-2012 01:53 PM

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http://t1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:A...H5_yminNXtXidA

http://0.tqn.com/d/politicalhumor/1/...nica_cigar.jpg

Parshooter 02-21-2012 10:13 AM

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Tuesday funny

sevans105 02-21-2012 10:42 AM

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Originally Posted by Parshooter (Post 1566876)
Tuesday funny

May be misplaced, but she does seem to have a positive self image.

fencefixer 02-21-2012 10:50 AM

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http://i.imgur.com/s0JoT.png

forgop 02-21-2012 11:35 AM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Wanger (Post 1562937)
Drawn by a first grader?

Drawn by someone still with more artistic ability than me. :r

fencefixer 02-21-2012 12:30 PM

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http://a8.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphot...83486523_n.jpg

CigarSquid 02-21-2012 01:05 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by fencefixer (Post 1567001)

For some reason, This really made me LOL. I like it. :tu:td

marge796 02-21-2012 05:05 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Parshooter (Post 1566876)
Tuesday funny

Sad!

pnoon 02-21-2012 05:15 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by garryyjr (Post 1567043)
For some reason, This really made me LOL. I like it. :tu:td

Never found rape to be funny.
:2


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