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AdamJoshua 05-06-2016 10:00 PM

Re: Your earworm is ...
 
annnnd now stolen by me

markem 07-11-2016 09:08 PM

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Give me the beat boys and free my soul
Gonna get lost in your rock and roll and drift away

Porch Dweller 07-11-2016 09:29 PM

Re: Your earworm is ...
 
Come in here, dear boy, have a cigar.
You're gonna go far, fly high,
You're never gonna die,
You're gonna make it if you try;
They're gonna love you.
Well I've always had a deep respect,
And I mean that most sincerely.
The band is just fantastic,
that is really what I think.
Oh by the way, which one's Pink?
And did we tell you the name of the game, boy,
We call it Riding the Gravy Train.

shark 08-25-2016 06:45 PM

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https://youtu.be/NjxNnqTcHhg

shark 08-25-2016 06:46 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 2055485)
One man, one goal,
One mission.
One heart, one soul,
Just one solution.
One flash of light, yeah,
One god, one vision.

One flesh, one bone,
One true religion.
One voice, one hope,
One real decision.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GlSfaSMkdjI


gimme gimme fried chicken

icehog3 08-25-2016 08:04 PM

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Time keeps on slippin', slippin', slippin', into the future.....

4WheelVFR 08-25-2016 08:42 PM

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Sunshine on my shoulders makes me happy

Porch Dweller 08-26-2016 06:00 AM

Re: Your earworm is ...
 
Father McKenzie, writing the words
Of a sermon that no one will hear
No one comes near
Look at him working, darning his socks
In the night when there's nobody there
What does he care

4WheelVFR 08-28-2016 11:18 PM

Re: Your earworm is ...
 
I can see very well
There's a boat on the reef with a broken back
And I can see it very well
There's a joke and I know it very well
It's one of those that I told you long ago
Take my word I'm a madman don't you know

markem 08-29-2016 08:28 AM

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There are stars
In the Southern sky
Southward as you go
There is moonlight
And moss in the trees
Down the Seven Bridges Road

markem 01-08-2017 02:50 PM

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The wheels on the bus go round and round
Round and round
Round and round
The wheels on the bus go round and round
All 'round the town

The wipers on the bus go swish, swish, swish
Swish, swish, swish
Swish, swish, swish
The wipers on the bus go swish, swish, swish
All 'round the town

The driver on the bus goes 'move on back'
Move on back
Move on back
The driver on the bus goes 'move on back'
All 'round the town

The people on the bus go up and down
Up and down
Up and down
The people on the bus go up and down
All 'round the town

The horn on the bus goes beep, beep, beep
Beep, beep, beep
Beep, beep, beep
The horn on the bus goes beep, beep, beep
All 'round the town

icehog3 01-09-2017 01:22 AM

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Away from Mississippi’s vale

With my ole hat there for a sail

I crossed upon a cotton bale

To the Rose of Alabamy.

Oh brown Rosey,

Rose of Alabamy,

The sweet tobacco posey

Is the Rose of Alabamy.




The river rolled, the crickets sang,

The lightnin’ bug he flashed his wing,

And like a rope my arms I fling

‘Round Rose of Alabamy.

Oh, brown Rosey,

Rose of Alabamy,

The sweet tobacco posey

Is the Rose of Alabamy.

markem 01-09-2017 08:29 AM

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Oh man, that triggered one for me, Tom. Nitty Gritty Dirt Band time

Wish that I was on ol' Rocky Top
Down in the Tennessee hills
Ain't no smoggy smoke on Rocky Top
Ain't no telephone bills
Once I had a girl on Rocky Top
Half bear, other half cat
Wild as a mink, but sweet as soda pop
I still dream about that

Rocky Top, you'll always be
Home sweet home to me
Good ol' Rocky Top
Rocky Top, Tennessee
Rocky Top, Tennessee

Once two strangers climbed ol' Rocky Top
Lookin' for a moonshine still
Strangers ain't come down from Rocky Top
Reckon they never will
Corn won't grow at all on Rocky Top
Dirt's too rocky by far
That's why all the folks on Rocky Top
Get their corn from a jar

Rocky Top, you'll always be
Home sweet home to me
Good ol' Rocky Top
Rocky Top, Tennessee
Rocky Top, Tennessee

I've had years of cramped-up city life
Trapped like a duck in a pen
All I know is it's a pity life
Can't be simple again

Rocky Top, you'll always be
Home sweet home to me
Good ol' Rocky Top
Rocky Top, Tennessee
Rocky Top, Tennessee
Rocky Top, Tennessee

4WheelVFR 01-30-2017 12:09 PM

Re: Your earworm is ...
 
In the time of chimpanzees I was a monkey
Butane in my veins so I'm out to cut the junkie
With the plastic eyeballs, spray paint the vegetables
Dog food stalls with the beefcake pantyhose
Kill the headlights and put it in neutral
Stock car flamin' with a loser and the cruise control
Baby's in Reno with the vitamin D

pnoon 02-07-2017 05:35 PM

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“Hello darkness my old friend… I’ve come to piss at 3 AM…”

dave 02-08-2017 08:12 AM

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:noon

Let's pee in the corner....let's pee in the spotlight!

markem 02-08-2017 09:15 AM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by pnoon (Post 2116285)
“Hello darkness my old friend… I’ve come to piss at 3 AM…”

And my bladder is slowly dripping
Left a stain upon the satin sheets
And a vision of even worse went through my brain
Echo the sound of arthritis

icehog3 02-08-2017 09:23 AM

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The old guys are rollin'! :lr

heyferg 02-08-2017 04:05 PM

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There seems to be a higher level of incontinence than I had hoped for.

:confused:

AdamJoshua 02-08-2017 05:53 PM

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I thought this thread was musical but not all about The Wiz.

markem 09-29-2017 10:04 AM

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I am just a poor boy though my story's seldom told

icehog3 09-29-2017 10:42 AM

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I've got my clipboard, text books
Lead me to the station
Yeah, I'm off to the civil war

heyferg 09-29-2017 05:14 PM

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We're white punks on dope
Mom & dad live in Hollywood
Hang myself when I get enough rope....

icehog3 09-29-2017 06:36 PM

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Do you really think I care
What you eat or what you wear
Won't you join together with the band

markem 11-25-2017 09:01 AM

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Good morning, America, how are you
Don't you know me, I'm your native son

markem 08-16-2019 09:52 AM

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Desmond has a barrow in the marketplace
Molly is the singer in a band
Desmond says to Molly, girl, I like your face
And Molly says this as she takes him by the hand

Ob la di, ob-la-da, life goes on, bra
La-la, how the life goes on
Ob-la di, ob-la-da, life goes on, bra
La-la, how the life goes on

massphatness 08-16-2019 12:01 PM

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Well it's 40 below and I don't give a fv<k
Gotta a heater in my truck and it's off to the rodeo

shark 08-16-2019 12:11 PM

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You are the dancing queen
Young and sweet
Only seventeen
Dancing queen
Feel the beat from the tambourine, oh yeah
You can dance
You can jive
Having the time of your life
Ooh, see that girl
Watch that scene
Dig in the dancing queen

icehog3 08-20-2019 08:40 AM

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99 bottles of beer on the wall, 99 bottles of beer.....

markem 08-20-2019 08:54 AM

Re: Your earworm is ...
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 2182004)
99 bottles of beer on the wall, 99 bottles of beer.....

Thanks Tom. That gave me a different earworm.

99 red balloons go by

markem 09-06-2019 04:48 PM

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Porch Dweller 09-06-2019 06:05 PM

Re: Your earworm is ...
 
The woman was a dream I had
Though rather hard to keep
For when my eyes were watching hers, they closed, and I was still asleep

For when my hand was holding hers
She whispered words and I awoke

And faintly bouncing round the room
The echo of whomever spoke
And I awoke, and faintly bouncing round the room
The echo of whomever spoke

markem 12-05-2020 10:52 AM

Re: Your earworm is ...
 
Repeats of American Top 40 is on the radio on Saturday mornings here. Who knew that this was a top 40 hit at one time. Stupid earworm!

Why are there so many songs about rainbows
And what's on the other side?
Rainbows are visions, but only illusions
And rainbows have nothing to hide

massphatness 12-05-2020 12:08 PM

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As the son of a son of a sailor
I went out on the sea for adventure
Expanding the view of the captain and crew
Like a man just released from indenture

icehog3 12-06-2020 09:59 AM

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I can do wheelin', I can do dealin'
But I don't do no damn squealin'
I can dig rappin', I'm ready! I can dig scrapping
But I can't dig that backstabbin'

The brother get ready, that's a fact
Get ready you mother for ......

markem 02-11-2021 06:50 PM

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You picked a fine time to leave me, Lucille
With four hungry children and a crop in the field
I've had some bad times, lived through some sad times
But this time your hurting won't heal
You picked a fine time to leave me, Lucille

icehog3 02-12-2021 09:49 AM

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Everybody here is out of sight
They don't bark, and they don't bite
They keep things loose, they keep things light
Everybody was.........

markem 03-31-2021 11:16 AM

Re: Your earworm is ...
 
Sunny Day
Sweepin' the clouds away
On my way to where the air is sweet
Can you tell me how to get?
How to get to ...

Havanaaddict 03-31-2021 11:36 AM

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25 years and my life is still
Tryin' to get up that great big hill of hope
For a destination

I realized quickly when I knew I should
That the world was made up of this brotherhood of man
For whatever that means

retired 03-31-2021 12:27 PM

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"I wish I was an Oscar Meyer Weiner"
heard today an dang wish I hadnt

icehog3 03-31-2021 05:18 PM

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I'm just sitting here watching the wheels go round and round
I really love to watch them roll
No longer riding on the merry-go-round
I just had to let it go

Brian D. 04-01-2021 04:23 AM

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Believe it or not I'm walkin' on air
Never thought I could feel so free-ee-ee
Flyin' away on a wing and a prayer
Who could it be?
Believe it or not it's just me.

Steve 04-01-2021 06:24 AM

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Then I saw her face, now I'm a believer
Not a trace, of doubt in my mind
I'm in love, I'm a believer
I couldn't leave her if I tried

CigarNut 04-01-2021 08:11 AM

Re: Your earworm is ...
 
Here's a little song I wrote
You might want to sing it note for note
Don't worry be happy
In every life we have some trouble
But when you worry you make it double
Don't worry be happy
Don't worry be happy now

icehog3 04-01-2021 08:42 AM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Brian D. (Post 2216067)
Believe it or not I'm walkin' on air
Never thought I could feel so free-ee-ee
Flyin' away on a wing and a prayer
Who could it be?
Believe it or not it's just me.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JpqIbg0AQ7k

icehog3 04-01-2021 08:44 AM

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Now Papa might grin.
Drink a little taste of gin.
Bet his last ten
On a little game of skins.
Hit me!

markem 04-01-2021 09:08 AM

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I plugged sixteen shells from a thirty-ought-six
And the black crow snuck through a hole in the sky
So I spent all my buttons on an old pack mule
Oh, and I made me a ladder from a pawn shop marimba
I leaned it up against a dandelion tree
Leaned it up against a dandelion tree
Leaned it up against a dandelion tree

Steve 04-01-2021 09:36 AM

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It's just an old double barrel twelve
The stock is cracked and it kick's like hell
It wouldn't mean what mean's to me, to no one
I can still hear his voice when I put it to my shoulder
A guns like a woman son, it's all how you hold her
He taught me a whole lot more than how to hunt
And one of these days I'll pass it on to my grandson
My Granddaddy's gun

icehog3 04-01-2021 03:39 PM

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....I think you move me
But I wanna know for sure
So come on and hold me tight
You move me.....

markem 04-10-2021 09:15 AM

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I am the very model of a modern Major-General
I've information vegetable, animal, and mineral
I know the kings of England, and I quote the fights historical
From Marathon to Waterloo, in order categorical;
I'm very well acquainted too with matters mathematical
I understand equations, both the simple and quadratical

About binomial theorem I'm teeming with a lot o' news---
With many cheerful facts about the square of the hypotenuse
With many cheerful facts about the square of the hypotenuse
With many cheerful facts about the square of the hypotenuse
With many cheerful facts about the square of the hypote-pote-nuse

I'm very good at integral and differential calculus
I know the scientific names of beings animalculous;
In short, in matters vegetable, animal, and mineral
I am the very model of a modern Major-General

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zSGWoXDFM64


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