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Gophernut 10-19-2010 04:15 PM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
New one:

Work is almost done for the day,

icehog3 10-19-2010 04:27 PM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Gophernut (Post 1029193)
New one:

Work is almost done for the day,
Now is the time I shall play,

Gophernut 10-19-2010 04:59 PM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Gophernut (Post 1029193)
New one:

Work is almost done for the day,
Quote:
Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1029202)
Now is the time I shall play,
I'll meet some friends for some drinks,

mariogolbee 10-19-2010 05:47 PM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Gophernut (Post 1029193)
New one:

Work is almost done for the day,
Quote:
Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1029202)
Now is the time I shall play,
Quote:
Originally Posted by Gophernut (Post 1029236)
I'll meet some friends for some drinks,
Met some cute girl but she stinks,

massphatness 10-19-2010 08:00 PM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Hope she does anal. Hooray!
Posted via Mobile Device

massphatness 10-19-2010 08:01 PM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
New

I'm lit like a damn chtistms tree
Posted via Mobile Device

icehog3 10-19-2010 08:34 PM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Over and over you'll have to pee,

massphatness 10-20-2010 04:23 AM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
In the AM, I'll be hungover

Mr B 10-20-2010 08:51 AM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
in the PM I'll do it all over

VTDragon 10-20-2010 09:17 AM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
So long as the booze is for free.

VTDragon 10-20-2010 09:18 AM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
New:

Enjoying my hot tub last night

icehog3 10-20-2010 09:28 AM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by VTDragon (Post 1030006)
New:

Enjoying my hot tub last night
I saw an unbelievable sight,

massphatness 10-20-2010 10:02 AM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by VTDragon (Post 1030006)
New:

Enjoying my hot tub last night
Quote:
Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1030029)
I saw an unbelievable sight,
Pnoon in a thong :pn

GolfNut 10-20-2010 10:04 AM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
was smokin a bong

Mr B 10-20-2010 10:52 AM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
and his wet Bic just wouldnt light

Mr B 10-20-2010 10:53 AM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
New

While snipping a size 46 cap

massphatness 10-20-2010 10:54 AM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by VTDragon (Post 1030006)
New:

Enjoying my hot tub last night
Quote:
Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1030029)
I saw an unbelievable sight,
Quote:
Originally Posted by massphatness (Post 1030070)
Pnoon in a thong :pn
Quote:
Originally Posted by GolfNut (Post 1030075)
was smokin a bong
The dude was as high as a kite.

massphatness 10-20-2010 10:55 AM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Mr B (Post 1030125)
New

While snipping a size 46 cap
A stripper sat down on my lap.

14holestogie 10-20-2010 11:05 AM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Mr B (Post 1030125)
New

While snipping a size 46 cap
Quote:
Originally Posted by massphatness (Post 1030130)
A stripper sat down on my lap.
Her scent was intrusive

Mr B 10-20-2010 11:27 AM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
her groin was condusive

jonumberone 10-20-2010 12:01 PM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Mr B (Post 1030125)
New

While snipping a size 46 cap
Quote:
Originally Posted by massphatness (Post 1030130)
A stripper sat down on my lap.
Quote:
Originally Posted by 14holestogie (Post 1030159)
Her scent was intrusive
Quote:
Originally Posted by Mr B (Post 1030194)
her groin was condusive
To administering a case of the clap

jonumberone 10-20-2010 12:02 PM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
New:

A cigarette, I can smoke fast

Mr B 10-20-2010 12:08 PM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
but a stogie, I like to make last

icehog3 10-20-2010 01:13 PM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by jonumberone (Post 1030250)

A cigarette, I can smoke fast
Quote:
Originally Posted by Mr B (Post 1030261)
but a stogie, I like to make last
I'll lovingly puff it,

Brutus2600 10-20-2010 01:16 PM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
And rarely do snuff it,

icehog3 10-20-2010 01:25 PM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Though snorting them gives me a blast.

icehog3 10-20-2010 01:25 PM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
NEW:

Swimming with gators and sharks,

Mr B 10-20-2010 01:27 PM
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leaves my undies with skid-marks

icehog3 10-20-2010 01:30 PM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
I try swimming backstroke,

massphatness 10-20-2010 01:52 PM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Until a dorsal fin, the water, it broke

SvilleKid 10-20-2010 01:55 PM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Resulting in skidmarks so darks!

SvilleKid 10-20-2010 01:57 PM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
That last one is kinda questionable!

For a new one, how about:

There once was a Team of Eleven,

jonumberone 10-20-2010 02:00 PM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by SvilleKid (Post 1030399)

There once was a Team of Eleven,
that did the work of fifty seven

SvilleKid 10-20-2010 02:02 PM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by jonumberone (Post 1030406)
that did the work of fifty seven
They run an Asylum for free,

Doctorossi 10-20-2010 02:15 PM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
with a care, brotherly.

mariogolbee 10-20-2010 02:50 PM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
For a BOTL this place is just like Heaven.

mariogolbee 10-20-2010 02:51 PM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
NEW

I once met Vin in a bar,

massphatness 10-20-2010 03:11 PM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by mariogolbee (Post 1030474)
NEW

I once met Vin in a bar,
For that he travelled quite far

VTDragon 10-20-2010 03:55 PM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Going under, I was heard to scream" FARK " !

icehog3 10-20-2010 03:55 PM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
and suddenly, everything went dark. :hn

icehog3 10-20-2010 03:56 PM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
I'm late, you're up Gary! :r

VTDragon 10-20-2010 03:56 PM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
New:

A beautiful sunset, I just saw

Mr B 10-20-2010 04:06 PM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
from the backseat, unhooking her bra

mariogolbee 10-20-2010 04:09 PM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
What happened?:confused:

massphatness 10-20-2010 04:17 PM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
:D
Posted via Mobile Device

Mr B 10-20-2010 04:19 PM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by VTDragon (Post 1030568)
New:

A beautiful sunset, I just saw
Quote:
Originally Posted by Mr B (Post 1030592)
from the backseat, unhooking her bra
...

icehog3 10-20-2010 04:20 PM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
I looked to my left,

Mr B 10-20-2010 04:51 PM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
to admire her heft

Mr B 10-20-2010 05:28 PM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
and they both slapped me in the jaw

Mr B 10-20-2010 05:28 PM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
New:

Wandering through the park one night


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