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maninblack 03-01-2012 07:11 PM

Re: Smitty81 roast.
 
We haven't been near mean enough yet. Let's bring the pain.

CigarSquid 03-01-2012 07:31 PM

Re: Smitty81 roast.
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Islayphile (Post 1577500)
It's customary for the "roastee" to give out free Gurkha's to all who ask.

Dont forget mine.

Quote:

Originally Posted by jluck (Post 1577734)
Smitty couldn't even buy respect with mass bombings at this point.

Harsh. Oh Well, Roast on!

Quote:

Originally Posted by chippewastud79 (Post 1577739)
Nobody can 'buy respect with mass bombings'. :rolleyes:

:gary

Quote:

Originally Posted by maninblack (Post 1577902)
We haven't been near mean enough yet. Let's bring the pain.

I really cant get anything to bring the pain out. ;s for my lack of roasting.

icehog3 03-01-2012 07:50 PM

Re: Smitty81 roast.
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Ogre (Post 1577901)
I wonder if Smitty can hold his liquor. Is seems that the attention whores are more talk then action!! Is that not right Tom???:r:r

I've seen one or two over the years, Larry. ;) :lr

cort 03-01-2012 08:48 PM

Re: Smitty81 roast.
 
Does anyone know how long it takes for fingernails to grow back? It hurts to type.

Jbailey 03-01-2012 09:02 PM

Re: Smitty81 roast.
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1577956)
I've seen one or two over the years, Larry. ;) :lr

:r:r:r

oooo35980 03-01-2012 10:04 PM

Re: Smitty81 roast.
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by cort (Post 1578009)
Does anyone know how long it takes for fingernails to grow back? It hurts to type.

Everyone's fingernails are different, you have to see what works for you.

icehog3 03-01-2012 10:08 PM

Re: Smitty81 roast.
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by oooo35980 (Post 1578102)
Everyone's fingernails are different, you have to see what works for you.

Lee Press-ons?

oooo35980 03-01-2012 10:10 PM

Re: Smitty81 roast.
 
Is Lee a brand of press-ons?

Boz 03-01-2012 10:12 PM

Re: Smitty81 roast.
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by cort (Post 1578009)
Does anyone know how long it takes for fingernails to grow back? It hurts to type.

Stop gripping the handicap rail in the stall so hard.

icehog3 03-01-2012 10:13 PM

Re: Smitty81 roast.
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by oooo35980 (Post 1578118)
Is Lee a brand of press-ons?

http://www.skooldays.com/categories/fashion/fa1555.htm

oooo35980 03-01-2012 10:16 PM

Re: Smitty81 roast.
 
How do you press those on?

CigarNut 03-01-2012 10:19 PM

Re: Smitty81 roast.
 
Just go for the gel coat; my wife says that they last for months.

icehog3 03-01-2012 10:20 PM

Re: Smitty81 roast.
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by oooo35980 (Post 1578128)
How do you press those on?

http://iamtransgendered.com/ILovePressOnNails.aspx

Paragraph 6.

oooo35980 03-01-2012 10:25 PM

Re: Smitty81 roast.
 
I know how to press those on, I'm not an idiot don't be such a d!ck about it gosh!

icehog3 03-01-2012 10:27 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by oooo35980 (Post 1578144)
I know how to press those on, I'm not an idiot don't be such a d!ck about it gosh!

Dick? Really?

oooo35980 03-01-2012 10:27 PM

Re: Smitty81 roast.
 
Also, that website is hilarious.

oooo35980 03-01-2012 10:30 PM

Re: Smitty81 roast.
 
I try to be a good boy and make the I in dick into a !

icehog3 03-01-2012 10:31 PM

Re: Smitty81 roast.
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by oooo35980 (Post 1578152)
I try to be a good boy and make the I in dick into a !

But I answered your question and I am a dick? :confused:

oooo35980 03-01-2012 10:33 PM

Re: Smitty81 roast.
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1578155)
But I answered your question and I am a dick? :confused:

DUH...

icehog3 03-01-2012 10:34 PM

Re: Smitty81 roast.
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by oooo35980 (Post 1578161)
DUH...

Well, Wecome to the Asylum.


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