Originally Posted by TheDudeAbides (Post 1015422)

The best way i can describe the flavor would be to have ya'll imagine licking the arse of one of those famous racing toads Mark Twain wrote about, just after it had finished a race across a pig pen, rendering plant, hospital waste dump, and an open sewer outside an Indian food restaurant.

Originally Posted by Ferrari5180 (Post 1007095)

I would have to say Rocky Patel's Cameroon Especial. These things just were not in my alley. Anyhow, if you want to have a goo laugh, check this video out. I saw it the other day and I could not stop laughing.

http://www.stogiereview.com/2007/03/...imited-ligero/

Originally Posted by Evonnida (Post 1017651)

not my picture, but the worst I've had was a Taboo Twist
http://www.aspiringgentleman.com/wp-...3/IMG_1901.jpg
Also up there was a 5 Vegas Cask Strength. That one was my fault though as we were at a party and the cigar was sitting outside in WAY too much humidity. It was wet when I tried to smoke it...

Originally Posted by hscmit (Post 1017742)

I really didnt like the AB family blend, 90+ rating my ass. Gave it two tries too, just so I could be fair

Originally Posted by Ewingrules (Post 1017508)

Perdomo anything, I just can't get into any cigar in this line.:(

Originally Posted by hscmit (Post 1017742)

I really didnt like the AB family blend, 90+ rating my ass. Gave it two tries too, just so I could be fair

Originally Posted by DBall (Post 1013496)

Cigar #3

http://i725.photobucket.com/albums/w...x/CIMG0402.jpg

This cigar is a f***ing beast. 52 RG, over 6” long. The people I meet with weekly would get a huge kick out of me smoking something so uncharacteristically large…

1st/3rd:

Pre light draw is pretty much too easy… this thing is like a straw. A really, really fat straw. Lighting it and starting out, I’m really not getting anything from this flavor-wise at the very beginning. Just smoke. Blech… at this point I wonder if I’ll even be able to finish this thing. It’s the flavor of burning leaves being sucked through a big, fat straw.

Oh god… this is bad. I swear I just got chlorine, like I accidently got water in my mouth at a YMCA pool.

If it weren’t for the awful flavors that occasionally appear, there would be none.

2nd/3rd:

http://i725.photobucket.com/albums/w...x/CIMG0403.jpg

I figure this can’t get much worse, so I decided to pair it with a nice tall cup of bleach. The burning in my gullet and the feeling of corroding esophageal lining and stomach tissue offsets the pungent, acrid smoke this atrocity spews forth.

I am wondering if the Mr. Yuk sticker is on the box this came from. Smoking this makes me feel like Kermit in the “Sad Kermit – Hurt” video (look that up on youtube at your own risk… if you have a truly demented sense of humor, you may laugh quite a bit. I’d almost call it NSFW, but it is a muppet, after all…).

My throat feels like I swallowed a pitchfork. I don’t hate myself enough to finish this.

http://i725.photobucket.com/albums/w...x/CIMG0404.jpg


Score: -5,452,805,013 out of 10. This should be used as a method of torture… it tastes like unbridled sorrow.

Originally Posted by Jbailey (Post 953376)

El Baton.

I felt like I went to a garbage dump and sucked on the incinerator chimney.